malamute mommy

officially inactive - find me on Bluesky, same username

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

nothing feels quite like a morning walk to see the first sunrise of the year.

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

Why does the governor of Virginia have the handwriting of a first grader

[Glenn Youngkin @GlennYoungkin]

I'll sign every receipt just like this until I sign No Tax on Tips into law.

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

Someone tell me that i shouldn’t start tattooing

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

White boys need to start making music like this again instead of becoming underground rappers

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

The plan with Trump/Youngkin is to get Republicans to move into Virginia, fire federal workers who lean liberal, and try to replace the demographics of Virginia to benefit Republicans.

[Nina Willburger @DrNWillburger]

One of my all time favourites

[Dan Casey @DanCasey]

This is basically every Trump cabinet pick so far

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

I’m going to be so evil now omg

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

Everyone in this city parks like it’s their first day with eyes and I’m so over it.

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Preparing for the election results

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

@keithedwards Personally, I don’t think we should listen to the man that spent his crucial developmental years taking acid and training his pet hawk to attack rats that fed on cattle carcasses

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

Maybe women would like them more if they weren’t bigoted little twerps

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

@beachinbitch I’ve genuinely never met more boring people in my life. I love Colorado but the people here are boring and also have like absolutely zero spatial awareness, or awareness in general. It’s like no one gives a shit about anything at all.

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

No one here seems to have any Halloween spirit and it’s KILLING ME

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

Like BRO was in a leotard, tights, docs, and i have horns, a tail, and bat wings. My gf had on a fuzzy cape and an antennae headband, what are you ON ABOUT.

[malamute mommy @probablywolves]

Bro i don’t even actually like going out that much but the night life here is absolute shit. We went out for Halloween last weekend dressed as Mothman and the Jersey Devil and we were the only ones in costume and this random man asked if we were strippers.