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v uncool - ig: amanda_longgg

[amanda @probamanda]

My HATE for Ticketmaster ensues.

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

the dew point is the best representation of how it feels outside because it is an absolute measure of the amount of moisture in the atmosphere while the relative humidity is calculated relative to the temperature and is often horribly misleading

[amanda @probamanda]

I miss the days when the dentist asked me what flavor I wanted for my cleaning. What if I didn’t want strawberry!!!

[amanda @probamanda]

“I get deja vu when I slice cheese a lot because I slice cheese a lot.” - my husband

[amanda @probamanda]

Idc what anyone says I like the fast and furious movies lol

[amanda @probamanda]

might have a baby this month idk

[amanda @probamanda]

One of the best things we’ve done as a society is put neon lights in the automatic car wash

[amanda @probamanda]

My toxic trait is looking at multi-million dollar homes on Zillow thinking that I could have one if I wanted but the back splash in the kitchen is wrong so it’s not worth my time.

[amanda @probamanda]

Spilled my last bite of TB on my shirt, went to grab my water to get the stain off my shirt and spilled my water all over my pants 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[amanda @probamanda]

@deborahcxc I was in my feels

[amanda @probamanda]

Wordle 257 1/6

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I’m sorry this will just never happen again.

[amanda @probamanda]

@mostbasicofall This could be better for sure

[amanda @probamanda]

Im trying (and failing) to embroider and I wish I could tell someone about the stupidest and latest mistake I just made :)

[amanda @probamanda]

craving milk rn…

[amanda @probamanda]

I wonder what it’s like to just be able to immediately get out of your car and go in to a party and not have to sit and mentally prepare yourself for a few minutes

[jadey @missmilkton]

me staring at the moon while i’m driving about to crash

[amanda @probamanda]

I am actually sobbing

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

#ad This is Haddie. She was used as a bait dog for dogfighting. She needed a ton of medical attention when she was rescued, but since her adoption last year, she’s become the “smartest, sweetest, goofiest, most spoiled dog ever.” 14/10 @subaru_usa #MakeADogsDay

[amanda @probamanda]

@mostbasicofall amen

[amanda @probamanda]

walking through a *nice* grocery store is so therapeutic

[amanda @probamanda]

Hit 10,000 steps walking out of nothing Bundt cakes so I feel better about eating this cake now