Actually kind of hilarious that Lego made a whole movie about how their toys are meant to be played with, and since then they focused more and more on displays that are meant to sit on your shelf and do nothing
As horny as i am for shotas im just as wholesome chungus for them.
Do i wanna molest and brutalize the shota? Yes.
Do i also wanna take care of him, bathe him, comfort him, make him lil lunches and treat him like my son? Also Yes.