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Beer and Ass, for health.

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I like sitting out on the porch because I don't have to stifle my outbursts of "what a stupid fucking idea" when I receive a text.

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I wish I liked coke because I have a great idea, but also can't function without adequate sleep.

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Someone yelled out as I was leaving. Irish goodbye ruined.

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Someone on my block is smoking the worst weed I've ever smelled.

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Besmirching cat ladies is besmirching both women and cats. As a lover of women, and a dad of cats, I'm stoked for #HarrisWalz

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I am so fucking hydrated right now. #hydro

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Y'all ever wanna scream and also never speak to anyone else ever again, at the same time?

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Why is this shit app making me prove I'm human every time I log in to look at thick girls?

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Let's see that Portal video from the Dublin side.

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I'm glad @elonmusk rebranded this site so when I type "x" in my browser I get to decide whether I visit here or, as happens more often, @xvideoscom.

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"Are you okay?" "Are you mad at me?" Stop asking questions like that if you don't want the answer.

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Jennifer Aniston's still got it.

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@silvergelpen That's a nice bottom.

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Gimme crazy unstable over sad unstable, full stop.

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Who wants to put on an original trilogy film and fool around?

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I always like the Christmas season because I get so on the brink of telling everyone to fuck off and I'm staying home, but have to wait until they start to get annoying in a way they regret. It's like rage edging.

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@fuckedlola I'm a fan!

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@lilbbyyyy Yeah, but would still be nervous for the second

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A dick in need is a friend, indeed.

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@stuckinadryer I like this one because at a glance the clothes blend in with the tattoo and the surrounding so it feels like you're looking at something mysterious in the jungle.