Probert Dean

The world is my ashtray and I don't smoke

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

I've a story (of sorts) in @LoftBooks Issue 5. I wrote it accidentally one night in bed, while wrestling with myself (and Youtube). Perhaps a bit pretentious, but funny. Read here:

https://t.co/710ukqSffE

[Spellbinder @spellbindermag]

We have also nominated Probert Dean's (@probert_dean ) short story "The Jellyfish’s Daughter," which can be found in our Autumn 2024 Issue. (2/3)

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

Hello, everyone. Just letting you know this fancy magazine, available for purchase, has one of my wee stories in. Well, bye again!
https://t.co/qMj78MfDIf

[Anna Frame @annaframe]

Oh please oh please oh please oh please…

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

@hangsawoman Weird i was just thinking the same about yacht rock

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

@LoftBooks sleep, that sometimes shuts up sorrow’s eye, Steal me awhile from mine own company

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

I have received so many 'glowing rejections' from big magazines in the past year. Fingers and toes crossed that this is an omen of something better.

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

A great weekend (mine last 4 days): plotted out a new novel, sent loads of stories out, went to see 3 Beckett performances, and on Tuesday my band is playing at Quarry. If you're reading this you are invited.

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

@JULIA_HOLTER YES!!!

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@booksandwine76 We've been talking like this in Liverpool for yonks

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

@tobylitt @neilhimself China Miéville is a big fan of Nomeansno (the Canadian punk-jazz band who happen to be one of the best bands of all time) and has mentioned them in his novels. So that's at least one point for post-punk.

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

The Brutish Isles

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

They came for the Scousers, and I said 'I'm from The Wirral'

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

You are all cordially invited to vote the bastards out

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

Started making serious notes for another new novel. Wish I had something else to do.

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

Off to Manchester to do this with these crazy kids!

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

Really racking up the 'glowing rejections' on my short stories lately

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

I was so poor growing up that I had to wash my hair with toothpaste, and brush my teeth with shampoo

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

@LoftBooks gutted

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

@jessicammoor Happy P day!

[Probert Dean @probert_dean]

Lady O' Gaga - a band that plays Lady Gaga covers in the Irish folk style (and maybe Radio Gaga)