Edward Nygma 🧩🌈

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[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

📱Damn paparazzi!

📱I thought you demanded prior approval on pictures?

📱Also …

📱That ship has sailed 💅

[Oswald Cobblepot ☂️ @The_sassy_king1]

Texting Ed @problemahominem

📱You better see this…

📱Also

📱should have said ‘closet ‘🤓

[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

The Bat.

Oh.

So that’s why Oswald wanted to see him.

“I fail to see why that constitutes an “emergency”” he snaps, laying heavy on the air quotes.

“He’s always sticking his nose in where it isn’t needed”

He sighs. It’s better than nothing.

“What do you have in mind?”

[Oswald Cobblepot ☂️ @The_sassy_king1]

Watching Ed's movements. Why does he have to move so fine... Did he just .. praise his looks... Then quickly waddles around the table and sits down, changing the topic fast.

"The bat was here. Asking about my business!"

Stares at Ed. He wants this bat problem solved.

For good

[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

He sits. Feet up on Oswald’s desk. What took him so long indeed!

“You look absolutely fine Oswald”

Better than fine actually.

“And in no apparent danger”

He raises a questioning eyebrow.

“Talk about what?”

[Oswald Cobblepot ☂️ @The_sassy_king1]

A tall silhouette at the door.. Ed! Oswald gets up, hurrying towards him but also careful not to look too happy.

"What took you so long?! I could have been dead now!"

Don't mention it. The pier.

"Sit down sit down... We need to talk!"

Signals impatiently towards the chair

[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

Despite being really quite certain it wasn’t an emergency he didn’t spare any time getting to the Iceberg Lounge.

It almost certainly wasn’t anything to worry about.

Just Oswald being Oswald. Probably.

“Oswald!”

[Oswald Cobblepot ☂️ @The_sassy_king1]

Sitting in his office, fingers impatiently tapping the table. Looking at his watch.
Tapping. Waiting. Regretting. Looking at the watch. Tapping. Is this watch working. Tapping. Waiting.

Footsteps...

"Ed...?"

One hand resting on the loaded gun under the table. You never know.

[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

@The_sassy_king1 //Literally traumatising

[Oswald Cobblepot ☂️ @The_sassy_king1]

//The ship is your trigger warning

[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

He’s absolutely certain it’s not an emergency

📱 I’m on my way

[Oswald Cobblepot ☂️ @The_sassy_king1]

📱 Come to the lounge. It's an emergency!

It's not. He just wants to see him.
But Ed can never know.

[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

@The_sassy_king1 📱???????

[ًًً @nygmob]

Oswald was right. He's the only one.

[willyum @willyumslife]

First date idea: we're already in love. we've been friends for a while

[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

It’s time 🧩☂️

[Oswald Cobblepot ☂️ @The_sassy_king1]

It's time 🧩☂️

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

peak romance is two pathetic men who love each other

[. @batmancurated]

halloween in gotham city.
—art by tim sale & gregory wright

[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

//Peak gay Halloween!

What do you MEAN you’re dressing up as each other??

💚💜

🎃

#riddlebird
#nygmobblepot

@The_sassy_king1

[Edward Nygma 🧩🌈 @problemahominem]

@The_sassy_king1 //The emeralds were the give away 👀😂

[Julia Unterberger @Miss_JU007]

"To me,fair friend,you never can be old,for as you were when first your eye I eyed,such seems your beauty still.Three winters cold have from the forests shook three summers pride,three beauteous springs to yellow autumn turn'd"

-Shakespeare,Sonnet 104 #Gotham #ShakespeareSunday

[ًًً @nygmob]

“You're insane.”
“No! That would imply mental illness or derangement. I suffer from neither!”

[ًًً @nygmob]

Oswald was right. He's the only one.

[ًًً @nygmob]

“Let's make a pact, here and now. We will take what we want, from who we want, and we will suffer no fools.”
“Together.”

[ًًً @nygmob]

So what was it that gave it away? The big, green, glowing question mark?