Brooks

your mother and I are splitting up 😎🦇❀ IG @ ambs.brooksie • they/them

[Brooks @problematicthey]

shoutout to single milfs

[eclair @evilclaire]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother

[bONGO 🎃 @wariocolosseum]

idk why there isn’t at least a way to store kids somewhere instead of just sending them away forever

[Kat @KatAUversion]

“whose pussy is this?” Yours if you can answer my riddles three

[💙 Queen Buttercup Speaks 💙 @BethT79]

Fact.

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

For dumb MAGAs who still don't get it. Should I use crayon instead?

[devin 🎱 cbus @fartpog]

girl is that ass 9/11 cause i’ll never forget it

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

having both air + fire placements

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the children yearn for the mines

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

There’s magic in the air tonight 🧙‍♂️

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Breaking News:

Stannis “the Mannis” Baratheon is the Democratic Party’s new presidential candidate for the 2024 election

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

there NEEDS to be an age limit for running for president

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

contrary to popular belief it’s okay to shut the fuck up sometimes, most times even