Keith

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[Keith @problemzz_]

When we said 2020 was gonna be a movie, this is not what I was expecting

[©️🅿️ @corey_plasky]

326 yards, 3 TDs, no INTs. Wtf do Giants fans think QB play is like in the NFL😂

Not to mention 3 missed kicks, a fumble to cost a win, and virtually no run game at all

[Maxx🇹🇹||👑 Kingsley in 5 Night City @Maxx_Again]

Yall thought solo leveling was slop. Buddy? Yall know nothing

[Smoke Receipts @SmokeReceipts]

Budtenders should get one “don’t buy that shit” per shift

[Lik @94lik]

Sometimes, you’re not ugly. That person has an STD, and they don’t want to give it to you.

[TOKANIM @Tokanim_FR]

🚨 OFFICIEL : LE TRAILER DU NOUVEL ANIME CODE GEASS ! 👁️

ÇA SORTIRA EN 2027 ! 🍿🔥

[culture @notgwendalupe]

24 years ago, Simple Plan released "What's New Scooby Doo?"

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

This clip is insane man 😂 got put into the dirt only to bounce back and hit the nastiest Triple H spine buster lmaoo

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How college football games be the second you stop watching them 😭😂🏈

[HOA Mike, Baby Deliverer, Groupchat Villain @BeLikeMike_06]

Best thing about being a backup, that one singular win last night just bought Lock at least 2 more seasons in the NFL. Journeyman backup QB is the best gig on sports

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Knowing how to cook and knowing how to cook large batches of food for a lot of people is two completely different skill sets

[mimi🖤 @sleepyxmimi_]

in a hearbeat cause ik unohana was moving worse than king von back then 😭

[briar @bedofbriars]

riot saying "idk if 2xko can do it guys" right before releasing the money printer 9000

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

when a hinge relationship ends, its almost like it never even happened in the first place. no friends in common, don't go to the same places, no overlap. It's unsettling and spooky.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The total cost of Kawhi Leonard signing with the Clippers:

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Jalen Williams
10 first-round picks
2 first-round pick swaps

Freaking unreal.

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

I mean this very seriously, they just killed the Los Angeles Clippers. There is absolutely zero reason to be a Clippers fan or attend games and this will be a punishment that tanks them the next 15 years. It would have been more just for them to force Ballmer to sell.

[Field Marshal Americano @eversmann_]

New Apple CEO has a bachelors in engineering. No fancy courses, certifications, triple masters, MBA from Ivy League universities. Just a plain bachelor degree and 9 to 5 hustle.

[Mr Bat @linda_mot]

An Engineer running an Engineering company. The world is healing and Apple made a right choice. I really wish the MBA fallacy dies a slow death.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the reign of software tyranny is over

hardware engineers are in charge now

a golden age beyond our imagination will begin.

[Chris @Chri21opher]

The basketball scam is “overseas” pro

[Aviaan! @AviaanFGC]

Played against a homie that's new to the game and the score is 100-1 instead of 100-0