Scott

why not?

[Scott @probnotscott]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is every bit the Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Colonel Sanders hybrid one might expect.

[Scott @probnotscott]

Hey @JulianCastro ...run for Senate. Take Cruz's seat. We need you.

[Scott @probnotscott]

Who was that distressed cowboys fan heading into commercial? 😍

[Scott @probnotscott]

@thegoods33 @Whataburger I just want hash brown sticks all day every day 🙃

[Scott @probnotscott]

I prefer the type who isn't parked in front of a television @alexxbanister

[Scott @probnotscott]

Probably shouldn't use the word "we" here. https://t.co/TerMO8xczh

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

These Hollywood elites wouldn't know average, every day hard-working Americans if we bit them in the ass. #GoldenGlobes

[Scott @probnotscott]

@niseynash trying hard not to make an 8+ inches joke right now...

[Scott @probnotscott]

@lilstew92 me if I was hot 😑

[Scott @probnotscott]

@funsizebear @NICKIMINAJ hey boos 😏

[Scott @probnotscott]

@BottomOfDeOrder @APCentralRegion @AP it's a clearer indicator of a trump supporter than race, I suppose?

[Scott @probnotscott]

@caitlinintexas I sympathize completely. It's not just men chasing women on here. I left twitter over those shenanigans years ago.

[Scott @probnotscott]

@NlCEGlRL I flirt with girls until they respond favorably then I never talk to them again. 🙃

[Scott @probnotscott]

@berceusebebe I missed out?! Damn, 2016 really is the worst!

[Scott @probnotscott]

Only thing worse than the people of twitter are the tweets of twitter.

[Scott @probnotscott]

@NlCEGlRL good. So there's still a chance?

[Scott @probnotscott]

@chelllssseeea verified as vilified

[Scott @probnotscott]

@ninatreemonkey not even sarcastic! Truly made me LOL and I never LOL

[Scott @probnotscott]

@ninatreemonkey such a fantastic tweet. Ty

[nina treemonkey @ninatreemonkey]

Applebees: Our company survives because 90% of our gift cards get thrown out of car windows