Andrew Proctor

[John Baker @Citizen_baker]

On this day in 1985, 56 football fans never returned from Valley Parade. Sadly this doesn't get noticed. #RIP56

[BodicoteCC @BodicoteCC]

Very sad news. We're prevented from using our ground this season. See more on our website.
https://t.co/6WXbzhWCHo

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Andrew Proctor @proccybean]

@meggers10000 @RealBanburyCC Beer

[lorraine haupt @HauptLorraine]

#Auroraborealis from #Banbury just so chuffed to see this beautiful display tonight!

[Banbury Cricket Club @RealBanburyCC]

100 Club Draw - February 2024

[Susan Proctor 💙 @SoozeProctor]

I’m going to be taking part in the biggest challenge of my life in just over a couple of weeks time: ‘Couch to London Marathon 24’
Raising money for #CancerResearch #TheBritishHeartFoundation #Mind #MudchuteCityFarm and #TheSwanSanctuary 🥳🏃🏽‍♀️🥳

https://t.co/QZedAnhRER

[Neil Megson @meggers10000]

Charity night yesterday for the Banbury Indoor Aunt Sally League..£350 raised for the Katherine House Hospice.. #topworkeveryone

[Horspath Cricket @horspathcricket]

It is with the heaviest heart we announce the death of Max Eason.

He simply was ‘Mr Horspath’.

[Neil Megson @meggers10000]

#stagdo #olliemurrey #butlins # Bognor...went for a breakfast into town at 9am...it's got out of hand...7 hour breakfast..#stillgoing

[Oxford United @OUFCOfficial]

Business Club Spotlight 💡

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From standard sockets and headers to high-speed cables and connectors, Toby hits the back of the net every time. 🔌

[Banbury Cricket Club @RealBanburyCC]

🤝Banbury Cricket Club are looking for a new ‘Pitch Covers Sponsor’, as part of a multi-year deal, from the 2024 season!

Your name on the covers means plenty of exposure to local business, public and the new housing estates - the perfect photo opportunity spot!

Please share 🔃

[Andrew Proctor @proccybean]

@BanburyRUFC @fyb_rugby @BanburyRUFC Congratulations Charalat. Well deserved.

[Andrew Proctor @proccybean]

@meggers10000 Ffs @meggers10000 you spoke too soon

[Neil Megson @meggers10000]

@RealBanburyCC 3rds hang on for a draw at Great Tew...U14 Will Rorich batting 60 balls for 2 in his first 3rd team game,he came in at 60-7....love it ..

[Ed Phillips @PhillipsEd]

Just one things needs clearing up @andNickMullins and @ITVRugby … I don’t like to call myself the people’s captain, I am the people’s captain… the title just comes with the job! (This guy @peoplescaptain is a fraud, where’s your blue tick!?)

[Andrew Proctor @proccybean]

@meggers10000 @BBCSport @meggers10000 onwards!

[Neil Megson @meggers10000]

With all these people refusing to do Match of the Day I offer my services to step in and present the show for free...just DM @BBCSport

[Faircropfest @faircropfest]

Here we are folks. Cropredy 2023 - Spread the joy!

[Banbury Cricket Club @RealBanburyCC]

100 Club Draws - November & December 2022