David Proctor

I love my life.

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@Mike_kim714 Because members play all year long and 9 months out of the year they are firm, fast, and smooth. And if you do it right, they are only soft and mushy after a bunch of rain.

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@JeffFletcherOCR The runner on 3rd’s name is Friday.

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That landing spot was about 6 inches from rolling back into the water.

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How the hell did we go from the conditions Thursday to a Saturday where 10 and 14 are both playing under par?

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@NoLayingUp @BigRandyNLU @Titleist Was the near miss of Asterisk Talley on Saturday foretell the Asterisk that will go with a winner from the early-late wave?

I’ll hang up and listen.

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Why, why, why did they soften the course for today? Guys playing this afternoon are basically getting a couple strokes from the guys who played yesterday afternoon.

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The Masters app has gotten slower every year. I’m on WiFi and just got a notification that Spieth and Koepka are teeing off. And it still hasn’t uploaded Bryson’s third shot on 11 even though it was 30 minutes ago. I blame the Pimento hats.

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@SHistorians Doesn’t help that he shot himself in the same place where we saw all those kids in the caddie jumpsuits yesterday. I understand how sick he was, but one last decision that put himself above the club we’re to believe he sacrificed everything for.

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There are no adults left in the room. Just a bunch of people telling him how great he is, for fear of losing their access.

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@shawclayton13 @JohnPetersonFW For sure. He finished second in our member guest in Graham one year, 40 beers deep over two days with a partner in cowboy boots who never touched a club.

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@jcp21158 @krassenstein Now do aluminum.

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@krassenstein Aluminum per pound has doubled. Tough to bring back American Manufacturing that way.

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@Eddie_Rado He was the straw that stirred the drink all game. And, from being in the crowd, got those of us that showed up going.

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@SadBadgerFan

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@jackikotkiewicz Hey @grok how much has the price of Aluminum in America increased since Trump took office?

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@chambleebrandel Is the golf still on the USA network?

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@czabe McDonough’s voice breaking gets me every time.

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@OllieConnolly Gotta sting to call games from the Herbstreit family booth, when Fowler put in the dirty work keeping the thing that made Kirk famous on the rails with lunatics like Lee, Brando, Norm and Craig James.

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A long way from Mayfield and Mahomes. If either of those guys had half of these defenses…

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I think the most frustrating thing with Arbuckle/Mateer, is how you can watch and not come to the conclusion that there needs to be more bootlegs and roll outs. He already doesn’t plant his feet. He doesn’t see or throw over the line well. His strengths are outside the pocket.