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good things are coming baby

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sure i’ve sucked dick before but i’m not fucking gay

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paul dano looks like he would have a peanut allergy

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i would do anything for a poppy seed roll

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@The_RobotMaker i’m warning my fellow ubco students

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the boys bathrooms in the FIP building on the second floor always have shit in the toilets

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@janeisfamous1 remembering wrong. i think one is dad one is uncle one is son/nephew

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@b1tchinbillie did u see the blades of grass vs strands of hair one

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sometimes i wonder if anyone would react to my story if i put a horrible song on there. like keith urban or something. something that i definitely do not listen to.

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really liked euphoria until i got to that weird larry stylinson scene. what the fuck was that ???

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thanks nekayah for liking my tweet that is a year and a half old. glad you still think of me.

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i gave myself a haircut today to cut off all the crusty ends and now i want to see if i can bleach my hair white without it all falling out or breaking. horrible idea but my winter depression is in full force and i will probably end up bleaching it.

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bf creates so many crumbs when he eats. no idea how it’s possible. i’ve never met someone who makes as many crumbs as him.

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why do ppl blow their vape cloud in ur direction. i don’t want to smell ur fucking disgusting ass vanilla e-juice.

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cilantro tastes soapy but i like it

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i need to talk about something else on here i feel like nekayah i am so sorry everyone

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i know i just shit talked timothee chalamet but i am quite excited to see him as willy wonka. he’s so weird looking i think it’ll be really good.

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i know i just shit talked timothee chalamet but i am quite excited to see him as willy wonka. he’s so weird looking i think it’ll be really good.

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i like to think that timothy chalamet is super weird. like tom cruise level fucked. he has to be fucked up there’s no way he isn’t.

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imagine if we only peed once a day. like how on average people poop once a day. just one really long pee.

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listening to Her’s again…u know what that means……

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i have mono?

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stop olive slander they are delicious