Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

My favorite athlete is Mac McClung. Babe Ruth is the GOAT. 8th grade science fair champ. Rick Steves enjoyer. Believer. Future Helicopter Pilot. #Muright

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/4k7SwJCZVZ #NBA #82and0

[cage 🇵🇸 @CAGEtheGEGEG]

Why arent we doing this?

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

@Reds I just smashed my 96 inch TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of this. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Reds. I am no longer a fan.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

@LanceMcAlister Scheduled tweet

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

@Duncanmcokiner_ Mamma Mia!!

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

People speaking another language gets me hype

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

Dogshit playlist come on man

[David Covucci @DavidCovucci]

Dianna Russini made a Spotify playlist called "TURNIN THE PAGE" that she shared with a user named "Mike" on December 19, 2022.

Which just so happens to coincide with a four-game Titans losing streak

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

@golfwithbeav @CBeasmoreSports Not zesty enough

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

Absolute stick. I have to applaud

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A series of SEC events

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

GOAT !!!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Mac McClung is now the ALL-TIME leading scorer in G League history 🔥

He's currently averaging 31.8 PPG this season 🤯

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

“Why are you such a shitty coach?”

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

Cute as a button 🥰

[Bengals Brasil @CincyBengalsBR]

SMILE JOE SMILE 😃

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

Trey Hendrickson is genuinely a cocksucker

[Charlie Clifford @char_cliff]

Duke Tobin on the pressure and expectations of the 2026 season in Cincinnati: “I’ve never not been all in. We are all in.”

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

@mcflurryjones20 Not until they increase ticket payouts to keep up with inflation

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

Chip
Chick
Panda
Five guys

HM Schlotzsky’s/Firehouse

And skyline

[CONQUERtheNO.org 🫶🏽 @conquertheno]

You can only have 4 restaurants in your city. Which four are you choosing?

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Myles Garrett on what’s next for him after winning his second Defensive Player of the Year:

“Super Bowl. Super Bowl MVP.”

(🎥 @BleacherReport)

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

This is so funny and is that a real country song? That had to be written by AI

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The difference between the two Super Bowl halftime shows has me rolling 😭

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @procornholer69]

Well, Pat, get to understating! You ain’t gonna be a first ballot hall of famer either 🤣🤣

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Insane… don’t even understand how this could be possible