RJ Tolan

Director of @Youngbloodnyc at @ESTnyc. Park Slope parent. Twitter dilettante.

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@CookieRiverside @Mets I hollered

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@aklingus Only movie that has ever made me literally barf (to be fair I was hung over and also higher than I meant to be)

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The freude, it is so very schaden

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

YOU STUPID MF’ers JUST GOT TRUMP TO REPEAT YOUR LIE ABOUT THE PETS. CONGRATS ON SETTING THE NEWS STORIES TOMORROW BY LYING SO TRUMP PICKS IT UP AND SAYS STUPID SHIT.

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@hiattb DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT MISTER

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@DaultRadio I’m “dapper old gent inexplicable pouring a split of champagne down the back of a stripper crucifix”

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Heartbroken families shouldn’t have to beg America for their right to survive a miscarriage on national television.

VOTE BLUE.

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

I am willing to concede that some things are complicated.

But some things are not at all complicated.

And hiding behind the complicated things to avoid dealing with the things that are not complicated is the work of moral cowardice.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Tim Walz’ model of masculinity—one of wholesome, benevolent cheerfulness—offers a really stark contrast to the boorish domination of Trump and spine-chilling creepiness of Vance.

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@clhubes Today years old when I realized it wasn’t just that FLIPPER made him melancholy

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Chag Pesach sameach

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

So tonight, as we taste tears in the saltwater and eat the bitter herbs, we will remember the suffering of Jews, across centuries & alas now as well. And we will also taste the bitterness in the suffering of others, most certainly including Palestinians in Gaza.

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@natcassidy Check the Zinnias

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@HESherman Just sort of stuck in, amongst the zinnias…

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@DaultRadio @kiradault Did you explain that it was the very most delicious

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@hodgman Yep good lord scary

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@macwrites Yup. Brooklyn too.

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Holy shit earthquake

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@DaultRadio That holds up, for me

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@DaultRadio Oddly, this is the second Cocteau Twins reference in my timeline this morning