🇺🇦M.A.W.G.🇺🇦

If I had a soul to sell,
I'd buy some time to talk to my brain cell.

*Extra Medium*

[🇺🇦M.A.W.G.🇺🇦 @procrastopete]

@headfirstonly I'm thoroughly awful at playing stringed instruments. Worryingly most of my favourite music is guitar based.
J.J. Cale to Steve Vai it doesn't matter, I'm under their influence.
Question. Who's -your- top pick/plec?

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@articeddie @BlatantWatch @PedestrianPaths @RatGrumpy @EssexPoliceUK @CastlePointBC @YPLAC @gdcampaigns @RebeccaHarrisMP @theJeremyVine @RNIB_campaigns @livingstreets Letting air out from a tyre by cutting off the valve is pointless and wrong. Don't do it. Cut off all four valves.

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@WilliamNB Sadly accurate.

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@WilliamNB

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@headfirstonly 😁 Hopefully you won't mind the JoeSatch comparison. I confess to being a fan of JS.
I saw him live at Hammersmith, a really good gig.

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@magnatom @LeeStre41938756 David I just wanted to applaud your ability to cycle while holding that camera so steadily in your hand. Quite how you manage to turn the camera round to follow that car so smoothly is really impressive! I really wish I could do that! Well done!
/s

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@mrphoenix My word. That's awful!

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@tadpies @gnomeicide @RantyHighwayman @FifteenMph You said it twice in a single tweet!

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@MTWOverTheYears @jwresus @MTWnhs Bloody hell John, that's Elaine Wools there in the front row. Sat between Sweaty Betty and Rose Mitson!

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@angrypiln If he had any nice clothes to put on he might actually go out for the evening.

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@CharlieSowerby @FamilyByCycle When riding a bike you hear very well what's going on behind you. You even get to predict what the driver is going to do by the pitch of the engine and gear changes. If you hear the driver beep it feels aggressive.
When driving I've never used my horn at a person on a bicycle.

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@gnomeicide I'd vote for that.

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@PudseyPedaller @Tdr1nka @CharlieSowerby @robbertbucket @MrJasonJay @karakum0926 @FamilyByCycle 'Saftey is a 2 way concern'
says the copper. If anyone should notice how regularly car drivers ignore their half of the *concern* you'd think it would be a police officer.

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I found them and have no idea if/how to reunite them with their rightful owner.
I have no idea about how apple products work. What is there to do?
🤔
(If I lost my Beyerdynamic's charging case I'd be devastated. It would be great to bring a bit of joy back.)

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My son found an empty airpod charging case in central London, I think in Holborn. He went to hand it in at the police station but they didn't have a lost and found and sent him on his way. My son then came to my house to visit and managed to drop them down the back of the settee.

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@nevynxxx @GreatDismal It rewards the re-read.

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@thehistoryguy I'm upset that (long before I attended) he went to my old school.

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@theJeremyVine The worst replies always come from accounts held by enthusiastic football fans. Any idea why?

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@aLeedscyclist @2_Wheeled_Wolf @PixelPete2 @ianwalker I long for the day when I could afford to use a taxi.