Jade 🎲

Jade/29/F
♤◇♧♡
💗❤ @realmrclean ❤💗

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

I would kill for him

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

The normalcy leaving my body bc my my uber driver is playing barbie girl

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

Got home and my dog was missing

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

The drama... ok girl

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

I told my mom i need to get boots and she told me i need to get pants, a jacket and an emotionally stable man

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

Why did she name me that

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

I love eavesdropping on the subway!!! This couple is having a domestic dispute over the interior design in beetlejuice

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

Loose ibuprofens in my purse got me when no one else does

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

Didnt get id'd buying wine at the grocery store should i kms

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

Accidentally sat on a stoop in hobo territory and this lady threatened me with al-qaida assassins

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

My dog jumped in a swamp

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

I bought an ac bc i have friends staying w me this week and i dont want them to die but shes sooo ugly and does NOT fit my decor

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

Toddler

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

@frNME_ Nah im gonna retweet them

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

Am i about to die

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

I love eating on public transit. You fucking wish you had springrolls rn

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

Looking romantically out of the train windows tonight (phone is dying and i cant play minesweeper)

[Jade 🎲 @procyonids]

Having drywall anchor opinions rn