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good intentions. #asthmaboyz professional ding dong ditcher

[tireless @Iwillnotdrink]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS

[Anna Valkyrie ⚔️ @AnnaValkyrieX]

Epstein Island roster is out tonight

[1k @prodbybenjamin]

@ZannSuz Oklahoma needs to be higher on the list

[brandon* @brndxix]

if you talk during the cars rerelease you will be gunned down

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

We got like 12 different Hitler’s at MSG tonight dawg

[paul @paulswhtn]

old people don’t give a fuck if they phone ringing in public

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AdamZivo Gay Ass Liberal! 100%

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Going to the white house was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[j. @BronGotIt]

Tears they ain’t got shit to do in Oklahoma so some grown ass multi millionaires still pulling up to Sonic

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Danny McBride always feels like he’s operating in a slightly different movie than everyone else, and that’s usually why he’s the funniest person on screen. Nobody plays reckless confidence quite like him.

[1k @prodbybenjamin]

@euvitin0

[kordell @lledrook]

nigga gentrified the quote LMFAOOO

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

I can finally sit back and watch a finals without having to root or hate watch a team. This is gonna be beautiful man

[1k @prodbybenjamin]

@toucansam46

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

Listen if Carter Bryant is gonna continue to commit moronic fouls it may as well be full force on SGA lmfao

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Love the fact we continued this joke for over a decade

[. @playboicarti]

blaze