langdon.

i did a fellowship in cynicism.

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@ondayshift you taught me everything i know, cap. maybe i just need a better teacher.

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who took my last no sugar redbull, fess up.

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@yourhcklebrry clock is ticking, whitaker.

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@vetruist does that make you their alpha. . ?

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@vetruist can you put them on a leash, maybe? get each of them one of those animal backpacks?

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@yourhcklebrry and yet there’s still not one in my hand.

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@yourhcklebrry you know where to find me if you need a pep talk 👍

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@yourhcklebrry ok. i admit it wasn’t my brightest moment.

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@yourhcklebrry it was on the metal part of the can?!

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@vetruist oh, i’m sure.

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@yourhcklebrry guess blue sharpie didn’t do the trick. i’ll make it big and red so you can see it next time.

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@vetruist in bright blue letters, abbot. bright blue.

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@yourhcklebrry i expect you’ll buy me another one.

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@drtrinsantos don’t you have patients to terrorize?

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@briarrpatch and quickly, please!

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@melinthepitt … i’ll just get another one from the vending machine, mel. no worries.

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@ondayshift guess the cupboard below the sink isn’t the best hiding spot.

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@yourhcklebrry seeing as i’m the only one who drinks no sugar redbull, yeah. it was mine.

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@briarrpatch that doesn’t sound too convincing