Kat Pemme

Who are the 5 best twitterers of all time. Think about it. @prodigyPK @prodigyPK @prodigyPK @prodigyPK @prodigyPK because I tweet hot fire

[Kat Pemme @prodigyPK]

It's about to snow. About to go out and get my essential supplies incase I get trapped in my apt.

[Matt Brown @MattBrownEP]

Greg Sankey is gonna be so furious when he finds out that a tiny archipelagic country with a terrible strength of schedule advanced in a major tournament thanks to a bunch of TIES, when that spot could have potentially gone to a bigger program, like Italy, or maybe Texas A&M.

[Publius Decius Mus @Borge_Baldwin]

Buc-ee’s whole concept was just “what if a gas station wasn’t owned by indians” and it’s a national phenomenon now.

[𝕏 Ghana 🇬🇭 @xghana_]

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam, who claimed Harry Kane would have a goalless night, says he has ‘released’ him now after England drew with Ghana.

🗣️“I am now going to release Harry Kane so that he can score in the next match for England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿” - Nana Kwaku Bonsam

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

We found footage of the exchange between the NFL and Brendan Sorsby:

[TAY CAPONE ‼️ @TaySixO]

The 3 pt line

[meg, one of the biggest stars out of daytona beach @mccahell]

one of the funniest things about this show imo

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

If I send you this, just know I took matters into my own hands and made things so much worse

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

This is what it’s all about

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

“How are you going to show up, mere moments after claiming the dragon, and try to go into battle? With SHEEPSTEALER of all dragons? A KNOWN selfish flyer? I mean My Seven I don’t mean to be rude, but what was she thinking?”

— Septon A. Smith via First Proclaim 😳

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Either hit a big ass HR Parlay today or go to work tomorrow. The choice is ours. Lock in.

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Freddy could’ve done unbelievable numbers if he got to Canada and started hating on the entire country. Complete 180 from his USA thoughts and his Twitter would’ve gone nuclear to a level you’ve never seen before.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Apparently his dad offered him a read on 18 and Miles said “I’m good”

That rocks

[Kat Pemme @prodigyPK]

Vests are dope, you get all the extra carrying space as a fanny pack but people dont look at you weird.

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

10 years ago today 🖐️

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Good to see English fans are enjoying themselves in Texas for he World Cup.. 😅

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

JOSE !!!!!

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I remember some other germans who got brought into NASA with little to no vetting

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

This raises more questions than it answers, tbh.