Love that we hit a new record with cases reported in a day but y’all still went and partied. If you talk about people not doing enough but then you hosted/attended a party that didn’t follow guidelines then you’re irresponsible and part of the problem 🤷🏼♀️
I am so sorry for my actions. When I was a child, I thought and behaved like a child. Upon further reflection I see that I should have rinsed it first. I can only hope that my actions have not negatively affected the mature and professional reputation I have built for myself.
Tell me why I called my bank with a problem logging in to my account and the guy helping me was looking at my purchase history and said “you have a good taste in food”
like thanks it’s just a lot of chick-fil-a and noodles but I’m glad you approve
You ever accidentally like a tweet you really disagree with and then you’re angry cause it’ll show up on everyone’s feed and then they’ll think you like that tweet because straight up that’s the worst
A guy just stopped by my room to surprise my roommate with candy and sweet tea and I thought I looked cozy and cute but clearly not because I opened the door and he said “sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you” 🙃
High key the FBI agent in my laptop probably watched me eat an entire pint of ice cream in under 10 minutes three days in a row all whilst knowing I’m lactose intolerant and then requested to watch someone else