𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕

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𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦
𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙘𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩

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[* decayed . @falkorsblessing]

⠀' you know you can't protect everyone , right?' ╱ 'i know. but i have to try.'

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

So dramatic !?

I don’t have access to poison unless I went into a trial

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

it's death.

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

Good!

That’s what I thought .. anyways here’s the batch that I promised .

( she turns around and grabs the tray of baked goods she made earlier. )

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

YES! ... i mean. yes. i do.

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

Do you want me to show you the cookies or no?

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

It’s strawberry purée and vanilla !?

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

i'm pretty sure it would kill me if i ate one.

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

No I refuse .

Maybe I won’t since you told me to shut up .

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

yes i do. shut up.

well, go on. show me.

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

Wooow… you know I worked with what I was given at the cafeteria.

No they aren’t poison!?

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

NO ??????? it looks like a child made these?! are they posioned?!

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

You dont have to install fear into to everyone you meet you know .

Hmm?? … that’s a lot better than! — ah glad you asked ! I have them all prepared.

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

i try to install fear into everyone. it's what i'm owed. it's what i deserve.

anyway, mou--ASHLEY-- ... *ahem* ... ashley. since you have my attention, what about those baked goods you promised?

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

You don’t like them !?

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

oh my fucking god is this what i have to look forward to

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

Since when did you work for Murkoff and try to install fear into reagents . . . My name is Ashley !

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

relax, moushley. i wouldn't hurt you. all i'm doing is... making sure you understand where you stand.

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

( she can’t help but be a scaredy cat after being in this facility for years. )

Yes … I don’t like being threatened

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

( a slow smile. he can hear the way her body responds to her fear. )

much better. was that so hard?

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

Yeah, I again want to apologize — this place had gotten me all kinds of messed up.

( whispered in returned, guilt all over her face expression. )

[‍ ‍ 𓏲 ͜𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @escqpist]

⠀i—it’s alright… better to be safe than sorry, right?

( whispered response, appendage reached out, calloused palm open to retrieve the bottle. )

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

( fear quickly settles into her , raising her hands up. )

Okay .. okay.. blondie — is that .. is that better

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

( shares in the forced laughter, then his eyes start to glow red. )

i'm not suggesting, moushley. blondie.

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

… no, homie .

Ha? ( forced laughter )

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

...no, go back to blondie.

it was a joke! laugh! ha! ha! ha!

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

Well it’s what I’ve I will be calling you from now on .. that didn’t sound like a joke at all .

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

homie? i don't know if that's worse or better than blondie. and okay, look, i was just... joking! yeah, it was just a joke. haha!

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

“But you promised me that you’d save my friends?? That’s not very “hero” of you.. homie.”

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

"blondie". pfff--! that's not... that -- okay. and if i destroy everything you love? because i will.

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

Nope! Since you are here now just like the rest of us … I’m naming you blondie .

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

wh--hey! it's homelander, moushley! homelander! don't call me that!

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

Two can play that game..

Blondie !!

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

…

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

...

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

@homelanderisms 𝔹𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕-𝔸𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖-𝔹𝕪-ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕜 ;

lol he’s already tormenting my prime asset and ash , though with ash she’ll somehow become his friend.

[𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝑷𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 @PRODIGYOFLAW]

Moushley !!? Take it back !
I do not look like one ..

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

oh, don't give me that, moushley. you asked and you got an answer.