CyberProf

Surrealist leaner, professor, author, Ph.D., critical observer of politics, science, art, cinema and sports, underwater explorer, existential phenomenologist

[Bri Gillis @Bgilly13]

Dems have been looking for their message for years, and @AnnieAndrewsMD just did it (in under two minutes). Take note 📝

[CyberProf @prof514]

Bus wasn’t that much fun. Plane landed in Great Falls when air traffic controllers went on strike. Bus was the only way to get to Calgary where my car was waiting for a trip to Banff, Jasper, Vancouver and down the coast to SF. Bucket list.

[Professor Twain 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻 @PrTwain]

@prof514 Those are some awesome trips. I have not done anything close to as interesting by bus or train. Travel is beautiful

[CyberProf @prof514]

Car 🚙 : Berkeley, CA to Hyannis, MA
Bus 🚌 : Great Falls, MT to Calgary, Alberta
Train 🚂: London, UK to Paris, France
Plane ✈️: Tampa, FL to Bangkok, Thailand

[Professor Twain 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻 @PrTwain]

What’s the farthest you’ve traveled by…

Car 🚙 : Amherst MA to Seattle WA
Bus 🚌 : Carbondale IL to St Louis MO
Train 🚂: Durango CO to Silverton CO
Plane ✈️: Tampa, FL to Wuhan China 1999

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

To be posted in all Members’ offices per order of the Speaker:

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on https://t.co/hvkk1e07zY.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course.
6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records.
8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL.
10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).

[CyberProf @prof514]

@ESPNCaddie The hats have adjustable bands at the back.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

[CyberProf @prof514]

@markknoller Underwater navigation while scuba diving.

[CyberProf @prof514]

@fasc1nate A real hero. Watch the movie. https://t.co/BbtbkUkMEq

[CyberProf @prof514]

@PrTwain @TwitterSupport Maybe Muskrat isn’t a Rays fan. The lack of verified accounts was evident last week with the sub implosion and Russia rebellion. Twitter is mostly vile rw disinformation now.

[⭐️ Merrily awaiting ⭐️ @MerrillLynched]

@RonFilipkowski First they come for our pronouns. Next thing you know it’s verbs, adjectives, and articles. Where does it stop?

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

And now we have the ‘Don’t Say Mean Things About Desantis Bill.’ Anyone who writes an “article or story” about “the Governor, Lt. Gov, or Cabinet member” and receives compensation must register with the state within 5 days of publication. https://t.co/4s0bKuaDJL

[CyberProf @prof514]

@buitengebieden 🇹🇭

[Bill McKibben @billmckibben]

@elonmusk 'The future of civilization' requires a lot of knuckleheads blaming things on 'the Jews'? You've upended a huge bucket of ugliness, chief.

[CyberProf @prof514]

@BeschlossDC Freshman year in HS. The announcement over the PA shocked everyone. I marked the page in my history textbook. We went through the motions during tryouts for the basketball team. One of our best players couldn’t do it. He became a justice in the Connecticut Supreme Court.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

How do you make a small fortune in social media?

Start out with a large one.

[Mary Ellen Klas @MaryEllenKlas]

"This only highlights the problem with viewpoint discrimination—in the name of combatting “indoctrination” of one perceived orthodoxy, the State allows for “indoctrination” in its preferred orthodoxy."/4

[Citizen @Citizen190]

@MaryEllenKlas "The State does NOT have unfettered authority to muzzle its professors in the name of “freedom.” The First Amendment does not permit the State of Florida to
muzzle its university professors, impose its own orthodoxy of viewpoints, and cast
us all into the dark. "