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25 year old snek guy! Mostly memes and stuff. This Account is 🔞+. No Minors or Zoos. AD: @NsfwProf where I post nsfw content

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🌴🦈 Caught Staring

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I want to say things that will get me banned

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In the internet, a new trend has gone viral — “Jägermisu” — a tiramisu where, instead of coffee, the biscuits are soaked in Jägermeister.

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The “break the bar mindset” works with pull ups, holy shit

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✨️ Rent goal ✨️

We've gotta come up with the remaining 8️⃣5️⃣2️⃣ by the end of this month

So currently have fullbodies available for 8️⃣5️⃣ each

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I’m sick as fuck

(Help me I’m dying this sucks-)

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for AdiraWinters💛

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@MegalodonFilms @VinylCollieDog Gay

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@ShuraLynx Literally me rn after seeing that

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Stupid snake gets to play baseball on a professional field today

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I’d like to thank who ever started the bra strap trend

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@CertifiedLeggi The snake and the shark

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@Xander_ShadyCat 6 - fire hat, but no fire gear, ain’t saving no one‼️⁉️

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Put’em up

This is a threat

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@slade22082 7 - minus 0.5 points - terrible sleeping position

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@Maxk177 6.5, minus point because the perspective is implying that I’m short

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@azuri3487 7 - they’ve definitely committed fraud at some point

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@siriustauad 8! - minus 0.2 point for threatening to decapitate a jack-o’-lantern with their thighs

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@CobyWagon 8, I’m biased towards that snout shape. Remind me of Mario Koopas

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@Soul_Candyy 8 - subtracted a 0.5 because they’re aura farming off a dangerous cliff smh

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@Silverdragon14V 5 because it’s start and shows more talent than I have in any art whatsoever