Professor Hardscope

I’m more active on my Instagram (professor_hardscope), this account is pretty much just 3am shitposts

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Random Thought:
What if instead of saying "I'm hard" when you have a boner we use Halo difficulty levels to describe the level of hard. Here's a key:

Easy: Literally no hardness
Normal: Mild arousal
Heroic: Pretty aroused, thats kinda hot
Legendary: About to nut
LASO: Viagra

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@Lusticles @DewEnjoyer I’m 21 and I understand that filming the corpse of someone who committed suicide and posting it to millions of kids on YouTube is fucking stupid

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@xSimple @kommanderkarl I have actually watched every episode to date and can confirm that this show is a very big miss. I honestly think it would have been much better if the show was it’s own franchise and didn’t have the halo IP slapped on it

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@Ekshonpe @LavenderGhast I’mma need you to log off for me big dawg

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@SierraLima824 @DecepticonCobra I’ve heard this argument said about 4 and 5 unironically in the past. Not very often, but there’s definitely people who actually think like this

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@Aztecross I think you did it wrong bro. I was playing the game like it was destiny at first, rushed through missions and all that, and it felt super bland. Once I started slowing down and just exploring I got horribly addicted

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@RuneTheWarforge @DestinyBulletn

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@dave1slave @CFBcosdawg @acechhh Might wanna be more careful with that wording when talking about this subject lmao

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@level_two_mage @Memeface1000000 @retardrangler @crazyclipsonly If he had to wrestle her into the cuffs without the taser she would’ve sustained significantly worse injuries, hence why he uses the taser

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@lefra9268 @DelusionPosting

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@DamianGamerNL @gravyfunnel @qx_11m @Aztecross @YouTube Removal as in they’ve been removed from season passes. Instead of getting dungeons included with whatever season they released in, you have to buy the dungeon pass separately. And yet seasons are still more expensive

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@AZOTE530 @anhaneis @EverythingOOC Sounds like the problem is your porn addiction, not gay people existing

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@the_jemster I don’t like Nimbus’ annoying auto tune voice and awful dialogue during the lightfall campaign. I actually do like the way Bungie included a non-binary character tho. Nimbus is just referred to as they/them like it’s normal without drawing attention to it. Perfect rep imo

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@OrdinaryGamers IT WAS ME BARRY

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@RoyalHader @RightWingCope >buys shiny things to impress women
>only impresses women who just like shiny things
>“all women want is shiny things”

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@BlackRonin357 @myelingames @HeyItsCherrry By the time someone else is using it it’s already released and you can find info on it basically anywhere. They’re talking about leaking unreleased stuff before you’d ever actually see it in the game

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@FaZe_Rain @kirawontmiss You didn’t even give her a genuine apology you were just super condescending that whole video. Even if you don’t think it should’ve mattered that much just be the bigger person and properly apologize, THEN if she keeps up the beef it 100% ain’t you

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@JustmeRclol @kirawontmiss That video isn’t even an apology he basically just said “why are you mad” in an elaborate and condescending way

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@fuckthechiefs10 @heylittlemillie @historyinmemes “This ‘Bass Pro Shops’ must have been a powerful king to have such an elaborate tomb”

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@spikeinthemidge @RebeccaAVelo @FullMoustache @historyinmemes This is literally backed up by statistics ^^^

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@PicturesFoIder My fault