Professor Problems

Underpaid but don't be afraid. #professorprobs #profprobs #collegeprobs

[Brian Seymour @seymourvox]

Asked my Contemporary Art students to name some significant historical events that marked the 1960s, among Woodstock and Civil Rights I got the Great Depression and Disco. Mea culpa, I asked for it. #professorproblems

[Melissa Seyler 🏈⚾️💕📚 @melseyler]

Current mood. #speechday #professorproblems

[𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 🇺🇦 @AcerbicAcademic]

Things some senior history majors don't know:

Who gave the 'I Have A Dream' speech

Who wrote the Dec of Independence

What is in the 1st Amend to the US Constitution

What was Napoleon's last battle

What Rosa Parks is famous for

Which countries were allied with France in WW1

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

@Sadjunct_Prof Ohio’s desperation is on brand. 😂

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

@natskee9 I don’t agree but I respect your fervor.

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

@DoctorLindy @katiedimartin 😂 same.

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

@snood Well, I have come full circle. ❤️

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

Anyone remember when you could just play Snood and it felt reproductive? Take that throwback.

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

My new favorite thing is iPhone adding words to my sentences, even changing words completely when they are not wrong.

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

How much do you pay to park, profs? 👀

[David Barondeau @DavidBarondeau]

I pay $857/year for parking.

Faculty should have free parking at their place of employment.

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

@poycer Daddy.

[𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 🇺🇦 @AcerbicAcademic]

A senior at my university recently asked me where the library is.

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

@mhdksafa @janniaragon Me.

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

@Dear_student @drbrittanyavila 😭😭😭

[𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 🇺🇦 @AcerbicAcademic]

I provided my students with a sample of the short research paper they have to write for me. One student, thinking I wouldn't notice, put her name on the sample paper and turned it in.

[Professor Problems @Prof_Probs]

@AcerbicAcademic Stop. It. 😭😭😭

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If Tiger Woods can play the Masters with a hurt leg, I can finish this crossword puzzle drunk.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

I wonder why prominent anti-vaxxers keep dying of Covid. Any ideas? 🧐