shaneisfuckinginsane

Fuck knows.

[Ram Subramanian @iramsubramanian]

Narendra Modi has done more damage to India’s future than Pakistan ever managed to do in the last four wars.

[Sudhir Chaudhary @sudhirchaudhary]

5.7 Million Live Digital Views for tonight’s #DecodeWithSudhirChaudhary
Thank you India 🇮🇳
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[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

@AhateshamAhmed @ivShubham_INN You’re the first educated Muslim I’ve come across who cusses so fluently and articulately.

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

@NostalgicHubb Leap Year

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

@gshanali @Raajputob This is exactly how their kind needs to be dealt with.

[RussiaNews 🇷🇺 @mog_russEN]

🚨 In Argentina, a mother used latex paint on her son for a school costume party, thinking it would be easy to remove, but the paint couldn’t be washed off despite her attempts.

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

@HJB_News__ @grok please tell me this isn’t real ☠️

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

@Taliasati Now this is the most sexiest thing about you

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

@jyoti_parikh @FasbytesHorror @KreatelyMedia @TRobinsonNewEra @AmyMek “green hoodie” are you colour blind, behen?

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

Lord, if I can’t have love, I want power. Strip me of guilt, burn away my regret, silence my empathy, and erase every trace of remorse. Let there be nothing soft left within me.

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

Lord, when you bless me, please don’t forget my true friends and those who looked out for me too.

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

There are two types of people: those who desperately want to be in a relationship, and those who desperately want to stay single for as long as possible. Somehow, I’m both.

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

Remember, when you’re destined to go far in life, get used to boredom, staying silent, losing many people along the way and being lonely. It all comes at a price.

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

Eid Mubarak to all of you who are celebrating. I know that for some of you, it’s hard to get in the spirit, as so many Palestinians are spending their Eid starving and in tents, but I hope your Eid is full of peace and love. May you see a free Palestine by next Eid. AMEN.

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

So, was I the only one who heard gunshots near Ramee Guestline between 3:30 and 4:00 AM?

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

Okay, ladies, on a serious note, do women really dislike or hate it when men wear skinny jeans?

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

I knew I was different when people who had more than me started showing jealousy.

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

If you switch on to JioHotstar, in a very rare case scenario, you’ll witness Mumbai raping Delhi.

[shaneisfuckinginsane @profane_shane]

There was a time when I used to see the good in people, now I just see the truth.