Blake

[Blake @profanemembrane]

Y’all need to jump on this quick before @ACLU @NAACP @splcenter @Blklivesmatter hear about it.

Ps. Like this idea? I’m full of them and ready to work. DM me for more info on how to hire me for your marketing team today!

[Blake @profanemembrane]

Every time I see Kyle Rittenhouse’s big, luscious lips, I’m reminded of that episode of the @TrishaGoddard show, in which it’s revealed that racist, Craig Cobb, is 14% Sub-Saharan African—which leads me to my first amazing idea of the week:

[The Associated Press @AP]

A man who suffered a severe arm injury when he was shot by Kyle Rittenhouse during a night of protests against racial injustice is expected to testify this week as prosecutors near the end of their case in Rittenhouse’s murder trial. https://t.co/oXOV2h3k5V

[Blake @profanemembrane]

@Ancestry & @23andMe @23andMeResearch should team up to provide free DNA testing for people charged with racist and hate-based offenses.

Because can you imagine the look on little Kyle’s face if his results yielded anything other than “pR0Ud aRyAn”?

Epic.

[Patrick Svitek @PatrickSvitek]

Just in: Feds sue Texas over new elections law https://t.co/JDuuGovYgc #txlege

[Blake @profanemembrane]

@Helloimmorgan Pee. It’s always pee.

[ReviewDork @ReviewDork]

So @CEOAdam exercised his options worth 500k shares … he basically told the MM … go find them! This is Bullish, and turns a derivative into a real #AMC share … I mean ya know if they have em in stock, might be on some boat stuck at sea causing transitory inflation!

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

Who else wants Trump prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law?

[Blake @profanemembrane]

@ChairNFT @Tinder “You’ll never have to ask to sit on my face.”

Too much?

Not enough?

[Blake @profanemembrane]

@Meidas_Murai “Foreheads and Forget-Me-Nots”

A cautionary tale about the detrimental effects of deprioritizing education and continuously doing pull-ups the wrong way.

cc: @StephenKing

[Jim Swift @JimSwiftDC]

An effort was made.

[Blake @profanemembrane]

@MarketRebels Does this mean they’ll make more vehicles available at decent prices or nah

[Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown]

Members of Congress and Federal Reserve officials should be BANNED from trading stocks.

Retweet if you agree.

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@steak_umm @JasonIsbell

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@steak_umm @GeorgeTakei

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@steak_umm @LeviFetterman

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@steak_umm @PeterRHann1

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@steak_umm @TradesTrey

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@steak_umm @GeneforTexas

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@chipfranklin Chip, insomnia is a blanket side effect of Cocaine.