Professor Do Right

First class honours degree from the University of Despair.

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@sabamaliktmhg It's the key to eternal youth, Saba. Be careful how you use it. You're extremely lucky.

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@lady_valor_07 Lady Valor, you need to have an afternoon in bed. Shagging. It will make you feel better and clear your mind

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@heatherpiperxo You wouldn't even have to try and what's more, you know it

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@AvonandsomerRob Why are they such greedy bastards down there. Everything is twice the price and they screw people for anything they can.

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@namiko5577 Naah. Not revealing enough namiiko

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@LeePheonix360 Yes 95% of the time. She's human, and just like the rest of us, she sometimes gets it arse end up. Her heart is real though.

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@Iromg @andyburnham We can lend him a few hundred from Nottingham. I will drive one of the buses myself. FOC. First stop, the amazing Hampstead, in North west London. I wonder how that would go down Mike.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Tyson Fury looks so different today, with no hair.

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@_nativeamerica Willie Nelson is a truly great American

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@LucyTCWife Beats slopping out on the fours

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@andrewc44104127 Methuselah

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@Thebiglade And the many celebrities who use their fame to manipulate young impressionable boys and girls into their bed

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@thenayvuiiiton Spending afternoons in bed. Shagging.

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@SiaKordestani @BoyGeorge He's absolutely spot on mallo

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@SiaKordestani @BoyGeorge Sia, don't forget George is very skilful with a pair of handcuffs. Especially when delivery boys are standing close to a radiator

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@therealmissjo That's an easy one Miss Jo, it's Bruce Forsyth rehearsing at the Blackpool tower ballroom. They billed him as The Mighty Atom. Nice ter see ya! Ter see ya Nice!

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@movanessanja Inviting

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@Tiger911494404 Thatcher had a hatred of the white working class of the United Kingdom that ran deeper than Starmers dislike of them. Thatcher made a decision to close the country down and she succeeded. No mines. No steelworks. No factories. No pride. She's the one who began our destruction.

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@saniyafatma1278 Never mind you being scared Sara, I'm frightened of your third arm

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@IfindWankers She's a wanktarded wanker alright, Wanker finder, but I'd still let her wank me off after id had a few Peronis.

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@lisasamxxm1 That's too easy Lisa. It was used by the Gestapo during the second world war, to torture suspected agents. It's a Thumbscrew.