Professor Pickles

moddle, anthropologist

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Goodbye. I love you

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Still got that itch tho

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

I am an olde girl. I have seen a lot. I am saying goodbye

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

We love #milk, no matter how much it hurts us🥛

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Desmond’s comedy stage name is Rip Tail #thingspathassaid

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Modern education pays little attention to inner values and yet our basic human nature is compassionate. We need to incorporate compassion and warm-heartedness into the modern education system to make it more holistic.

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

#Desmond is a blissfully angelic 6 month old, #Markus is an anxious and angsty 2 1/2 year old, and I’m a precocious 4 year old woman 🙆🏻🐈

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Desmond’s band is the Gulden’s Mustard Drips

#guldensmustard #mayostard #mustardayonnaise #vaunnies #Mustmayostardayonnaise https://t.co/6ehmfPynPf

[JUSTIN “@GraveInformer” COPP @jxc]

@cranstonl1972 Ketchunaise https://t.co/gHLyOvkl4j

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Desmond discovered a new nest last week. Markus is in the laundry now bc he wants to see what the big deal is, but he’s like, weird about it

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Compassion is the essence of a spiritual life—to be successful in practicing love and compassion, patience and tolerance are indispensable.

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Thanks for the assist today, @SpreadableFats- I know you were just trying to help

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

I used to be fearless, when I didn’t know myself so well

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

@SpreadableFats you got too real, even for me. I'll just be over here

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

I should open a putty-tat massage business! 🐈🐥💆🏼��♂️#thingspathassaid

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Is catnip is like #salvia to cats? Do they #tesseract to the outer edges of the #universe? Are #cats are more like us because they can trip?

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Just got Desmond stoned as fuck on catnip and he did a full tumblesault on his own in the Dinghy 👨🏻‍✈️🛶

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Believe it or not, it's just me

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

There's a hole in my machete, dear Markus, dear Markus #thingspathassaid

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

@SpreadableFats https://t.co/Jh6p6hc6ss

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

You may control people physically by force, but you won’t change their hearts and minds—that requires trust and friendship.

[Professor Pickles @ProfesorPickles]

Bitch ready