Worm Girl

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i would set a goal to become even more funny & beautiful this year but unfortunately it would be impossible </3333 limit already exceeded </333

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@movofosho the way my bf puts a hand over his butt when he's walking up the stairs in front of me </3

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@DUMPxHIM we are twin flames

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aww this is so cute i like this type of furry

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every tall grandma ive ever met has been evil

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

i dont like when people have tall grandmas

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i believe in unhinged eldest sister with a fat ass supremacy

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make buccal fat removal & the ski slope nose job illegal

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been having a very good time calling my bf who has adhd smelly after learning that people with adhd should not be expected to shower

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

alright folks its time .... what was the most chronically online discourse you saw this year

mines gotta be "chopping tomatoes is elitist"

[understudying @uunderstudying]

We need to persuade trust fund kids that it’s lame to be an artist and cooler to be a patron like the renaissance

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@wwwlobotomynow people who make hating kids part of their personality are really off putting & need to go to therapy lol

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@witchfrommerlin i love to simmer orange peels, cinnamon sticks, & cloves on my stove in the winter to make my house smell beautiful <3

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as a 13 year old incel that site was my lifeline

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why did they shut down yahoo answers

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@wwwlobotomynow yes!! infuriating & bleak but good

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@wwwlobotomynow the jakarta method

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@DUMPxHIM i thought it was the size of the twin towers

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i was really disappointed when i saw the statue of liberty for the first time

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i am a grifter at heart

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the economy is getting bad which means i am once again considering becoming the new ann coulter.. i believe i have the power, malice, & perfect shade of blonde to succeed