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God bless the inventor of Ctrl+Z

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One of the simplest pleasures is when your entire fantasy football team plays in the first Sunday window

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@espn you really don’t have defensive stats on football box scores? What kind of worldwide sports leader are you?

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@SFGiants @EVAAirUS 🐐

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Thank you Klay

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@PardonMyTake @pconnaughton @randy_moss_TV Fellas I was born and raised in Pleasanton California. Let me know who I need to skull fuck to get Randy’s phone back. @BarstoolBigCat

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Gorgeous , could this be any more perfect ?

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This person I work with literally just said “they’re F-A-T…I don’t like to body shame”. You literally just called them fat, spelling it is the same thing. Lmao

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There is something dorky about a grown adult wearing a helmet while riding a bike that warms my heart

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Just a reminder for the haters I dropped an 88 at balboa park

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Does anyone else think that somehow Shohei’s weird announcement that he got married is somehow related to this gambling story?

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Omg, I’m in the handicap stall, and someone with crutches just tried to get in and they grumbled under their breath when it was locked, I feel horrible

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Listening to my coworkers freak out about brackets two games into March madness makes me want to blow my brains out

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@RenelSFVoyce @SFGiants A voice I won’t forget. Thank you and congratulations :)

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@MacrodosingPod Respectfully, Billy gotta get the boot from this Pod. It’s honestly a great pod, that Billy makes unlistenable the majority of the times he speaks for prolonged periods. Love the podcast overall, but Billy should just take his self-proclaimed “bit” and make his own pod.

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Tigers gotta poop so bad he had to pull out of the tournament #GenesisInvitational

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Shawty fr said “a wear or two” 🤣🤣

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Sitting on an exercise ball at work today. My male curiosity wants to know how a fart would sound when sitting on the ball.

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Vibes are high