Michael Olsen

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 Yeah he’s no power lifter…just the greatest cyclist in history.

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@CHoltSports He’s gonna have to get rid of that first move down with the ball on the catch. Too slow of a release. Go watch Steph or Sam Merrill.

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 Have you ever heard of March Madness or the Masters? Please bruh it’s cute but it’s still soccer, where games can end with a 0-0 tie!

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 This post caused me full body cramps, I may need to sit out the rest of my day

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 Wizards did indeed make the perfect pick. Jazz got a talented scorer (when he decides to play) who may or may not be able to defend his position (against taller stronger dudes).

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@CriddleBenjamin 😬

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 AJ, Cam, Wilson for the Jazz….in that order. DP is a massive risk, has no motor and lacks passion for the game.

[Church News @the_churchnews]

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has now sent food trucks to all 50 states for America’s 250th anniversary. Food banks in Hawaii and Alaska were the latest to receive large food donations from the Church. And a delivery in Boston, Massachusetts, on Friday marked Juneteenth. More food is on the way as the Church is delivering 250 truckloads throughout the year.

Two temple groundbreakings have been announced for the same day. Ground will be broken for the Victoria British Columbia Temple and Tulsa Oklahoma Temple on Saturday, Aug. 22. Presiding over the Victoria groundbreaking will be Elder James E. Evanson, a General Authority Seventy and member of the Canada Area presidency. And Elder Pedro X. Larreal, also a General Authority Seventy, will preside over the Tulsa groundbreaking.

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 You’re way off base on this one. DP does not love the game has no toughness and will be the bust of this draft. AJ, Wilson or Boozer in that order

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@TuskedUp He had to take a week off with full body cramps after this shooting exercise…

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 DP is the bust of this draft, if Jazz can’t get AJ they take Boozer, Ainge is no fool.

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 https://t.co/Zh0mIurL3b

[First Take @FirstTake]

"Aint no way in hell I'm taking [Darryn Peterson] No. 1 overall, if it were me. ... I don't trust your availability, period."

@StephenAsmith weighs in on whom he would take with the first pick in the NBA Draft 🏀

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

Nailed it.

[First Take @FirstTake]

"Aint no way in hell I'm taking [Darryn Peterson] No. 1 overall, if it were me. ... I don't trust your availability, period."

@StephenAsmith weighs in on whom he would take with the first pick in the NBA Draft 🏀

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@CougSportsMedia @CriddleBenjamin @espnthefan WE DON’T HAVE A RIM PROTECTOR!

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 DP ain’t the move. SOFT

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

.@BernieSanders , it is a time to celebrate. @elonmusk has created enormous value for society by building @SpaceX, driving down the cost of rocket launches and creating a global satellite communication network that has brought high speed, low-cost internet and communication access to hundreds of millions and eventually billions of people along with critical advantages for our military and our nation’s defense.

SpaceX and its technologies will cause an acceleration in the growth of wages and wealth creation globally, including in some of the poorest communities in the U.S. and around the world.

Access to low-cost, high speed communications everywhere will allow children around the world to be educated, families to build businesses, and life-saving medical knowledge and care to be available everywhere.

SpaceX will materially bring down the cost of compute, advancing AI and humanity.

Meanwhile, 4,000 SpaceX employees yesterday became millionaires, including hourly wage employees who you claim you are trying to help.

The Elon Musks of the world drive growth, global GDP, and provide access to goods and services at lower cost that would otherwise not exist.

Elon’s nominal trillionaire status is due to his ownership of SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, the Boring Company and his other initiatives that have brought new technologies that improve our everyday lives.

Elon is not sitting on a trillion dollar pile of cash, jewelry and gold. He is using his controlling stakes in his companies to advance mankind. Elon’s companies don’t pay dividends. They reinvest all of their capital to accelerate innovation and value creation.

Elon is working 24/7 for all of us. He deserves respect and appreciation, not smears.

Bernie, your socialism would never allow a SpaceX to be built. Socialism has only proven to impoverish mankind and lead to death and destruction.

We need to create the conditions for more SpaceXs to be built, not attack the great entrepreneurs who are helping to advance our country.

[Michael Olsen @professormao]

@collinsworth55 @MyXhandle4me Many courses allow 9 holes, which can be done in under 2 hours. Golf is the ultimate mental challenge, and it cannot be mastered. It teaches patience and discipline. Awesome activity!

[The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints @Ch_JesusChrist]

In a new video from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Elder Geritt W. Gong of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles explores “how to hear God’s voice clearly in an age of artificial intelligence (AI), and why that distinction matters more now than ever.”

“Can artificial intelligence replace God?” Elder @GerritWGong asks in the hour-long, gospel workshop video now available on YouTube. “That question may sound provocative, but in an age when we turn to algorithms for answers, guidance and even comfort, it matters deeply.”

Learn more on Church Newsroom.

https://t.co/Ln2naC75Tn