sam🇵🇷

student - free thinker - infosec hobbyist - frequent festival goer - lover of life *disclaimer: not actually a professor.

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

If you're ever offended, just know I'm not being an asshole to you. I'm just an asshole.

[OnlyFlans @OnlyFlans]

F.R.E.A.M.

Flan Rules Everything Around Me

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

“ZEd’s Dead baby”

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

@drpiggyphd Design a personalized pin? I know some really great manufacturers who would help you get it from drawing into CAD form to produce it.

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

So much room for activities!

[T @TerrillCharming]

I need this stuff in production ASAP https://t.co/dJGPvqj0gF

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

You ever been in a federal court room? You ever went to trial and fought for your life?

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

When it rains, it pours.

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

I hate when I’m filling out documents and it asks for race and ethnicity. I’m Hispanic. A Boricua. I am not white. I am not black. I am Hispanic.

[Sommer Panage @Sommer]

“It’s thickened with egg, not cornstarch.” —me flansplaining

[Hash Ketchum @96Globz]

From stressed out all the time, to I don’t give a shit.

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

>Trump immediately agrees. Some master negotiator 😑
>book is made
>Trump sells book.
>???
>profit? Maybe?

Idk. Too tired to make this ridiculous story any funnier than the truth behind it.

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

Did you know Trump had a ghostwriter pen his book “Trump - The Art of the Deal”. I mean I guess he got a good deal out of it (?)

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

>Smart man decides fuck babysitting this manchild.
>talks with the master negotiator and king of deals manchild.
>says he will finish the book for half of the advance on the book and 50% of all future royalties.

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

>Say some Trump stuff that sounds business savvy >Tell that smart guy in the room to write down the good stuff >wut good stuff.png

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

No wonder those movies were such bangers.

[sam🇵🇷 @ProfessorNolla]

I was today years old when I learned that The Land Before Time movies were a George Lucas and Steven Spielberg collab.

[PulpKetchup @PulpKetchup]

Never thought about it before, but you know that famous picture of a bunch of construction workers sitting on a girder way up in the sky and having lunch? Well, here's the photographer who took that picture: Charles C. Ebbets.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Eventually the only objects remaining in the universe will be supermassive blackholes.

Until then let's have some fun.

[Morbid Facts @Unexplained]

Chimpanzee paying for a pizza delivery in Russia 😳