PulpKetchup

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[PulpKetchup @PulpKetchup]

I just started researching rabbit holes and found a bunch of YouTube conspiracy theories about why rabbits dig them.

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@aixperson

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A new restaurant has opened up nearby. It’s called America (like the 70s folk band)

The restaurant has an extensive menu, and I’ve been working my way, backwards, through each item.

I’ve been through the desserts but the hors d’oeuvres remain.

No you shut up.

[PulpKetchup @PulpKetchup]

Your fourth most frequently used gif is how you feel about Johnson stepping down as an MP

[Auntie Irene 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😊 @irene207]

Your fourth most frequently used gif is how you feel about Johnson stepping down as an MP

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@Boabs21 Mate, horrible news. Fuck cancer.

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🤩 @MumbrianSpinner have you seen this 😆

https://t.co/s7GkT53BKR

Disturbingly good.

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@sarky_snake @deathofbuckley diagonals ftw

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Just popping over to a Hi-Fi Facebook Group to ask for advice on getting my CD collection onto audio tape to improve the sound quality. You?

[Ben Davis @bendavis_86]

Every now and then something happens on TikTok that transcends social media and becomes a *work of art*

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@Squirlykat A haunted victorian catheter.

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@SuddenlyTim @pauleggleston Similar to my problem, I always end up sleeping in an OXO cube box.

Stock-home syndrome.

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@GlennyRodge Ahh a joke for every occasion and always nice to read it again.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

I am delighted to have just been appointed the new manager of Watford Football Club. I look forward to working with the players who were a great bunch of lads and I wish them all the very best for the future following my dismissal that occurred at some point during this tweet.

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[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Ive never had long covid but ive always had a long...

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@GreenPartyMolly @TheGreenParty #dontbuythesun #dontreadthesun

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Am I the only one who isn't interested in "am I the only one who isn't interested in ..." tweets?

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Got it stuck in my head didn't I

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Update on Arrests made during Coronation

64 arrests were made on Saturday 6 May.

52 related to concerns people were going to disrupt the event, and arrests included to prevent a breach of the peace and conspiracy to cause a public nuisance.

Thread🔽

https://t.co/74ktdpmmkV

[PulpKetchup @PulpKetchup]

“No further action will be taken”

I wouldn’t put money on that. I suspect a lot of action will be taken by those unlawfully arrested and detained.

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

This evening all six have had their bail cancelled and no further action will be taken.

We regret that those six people arrested were unable to join the wider group of protesters in Trafalgar Square and elsewhere on the procession route.

https://t.co/74ktdpmmkV

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@natboyslim @semtexsue @AndyStrawknee @MrsPLamb @AvoidingCrazies @nibbledbyducks I hear ya, but I’m talking about a hernia-like bulge when I do the sit-ups 😳