ProfHawking

[ProfHawking @profhawking]

@HolidayExtras Hi @HolidayExtras, any ideas where my dashcam went?

It disappeared from my car, and it's powercable must have magically severed itself while in the hands of one of your meet&greet parking drivers, around the time that the car was doing 95mph+ to the "protected car park" 🤔 🪄

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@githubstatus Actions?

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oh @KFC_UKI_Help apparently you are the guys able tell your crews to at least try and check the orders pls! thx

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Dammit @KFC_UKI! You have the audacity to count these popcorn size offcuts as wings? And (once home) I realise you didn't even include the chips with my meal!🤯Last week you forgot the corn-cobs from 3 kids meals.
#FirstWorldProblems, but its not rocket science 🙄
Get a grip!

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@RoyalMail ok cheers. no sign of any card... can i call in to pay it anywhere else?

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hey @RoyalMail what does a tracking status of "IN RECIPIENT PO BOX" mean? It's been that status for 10 days. Has it been delivered? Cheers

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@RobotsLive stop filling the arena with smoke!! Can't see a thing

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Just my luck. #RightNowICouldUse a 16mm socket but @stanleytoolsuk has messed up packing my set... Ah nuts!

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@LogitechUE In 140 chars? No. Squeezebox is unique, high quality kit & flexible software. The UE version is FAR too limited and restrictive!

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Testing testing 123 #tbxmoose http://t.co/5CBHlrg0

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@LogitechUE Take a 3 year old product, cripple it, make it more expensive, and piss off your existing (ex-loyal) users. Good work LogitechUE

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Go shorty, it's my birthday.
Shame I couldn't make it

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Crazy signs! Sheep! Hills! Rain! It can only be Wales

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@nunoncastors What grimmie said. Plus superglue drawingpins to all of the buttons.

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Happy sysadmin day! http://www.sysadminday.com/

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LAAAAAANNN PARTY!! woooo

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@Grimmie MEGA QUEEN RIFF!

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Its the shabbath!

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@Grimmie Fax is like the email equivalent of saying to people "You can only look at my website if you use a dial up modem." Die already!

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Hello twitter. I have an ice lolly, YAY! what do you have?