captain trASH - nepo baby transphobe

ash - 21 - they/she - dms always open :) - i don't actually live in iowa

[captain trASH - nepo baby transphobe @profiterolo]

this also applies to me

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Just a note. All my posts are written by me. No one ever writes in my name - that's always been a point of principle for me. On rare occasions if I'm on air, one of my team will post but then it'll be overt eg signed 'MSE Helen' at the end.

So if there are typos or spelling mistakes they are mine. They happen frankly because I'm always rushed, but want to try and put info out. I'm often doing it on my phone while going from one place to another, or even while broadcasting in a studio. My call is to get the info out and hope people can cope with the odd bit of imperfection.

Sorry to anyone who doesn't like it. I prefer to 'keep it real' as the kids say, than to change.

[B 🤍 @BrookeOConnorxo]

Anyone who has ever "reached out for help" for their mental health via the NHS should be allowed to punch one person per day who says anything along the lines of "speak up, help is out there"

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

While My Guitar Gruesomely Kills Itself

[yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi]

Hate that fucking "oh we're only gonna play the James bond theme when it's Significant" bollocks. Nah mate it should be blasting full volume when he's unpacking his suitcase

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Idk if Wahlberg has the range needed to play someone who thinks hate crimes are bad

[s 🪞 @tigerbrides]

like the film is straight up dangling romance in your face like a carrot on a string and snatches it back because it wants you to know that his sexuality is not what this is about!! it’s subversive in a way by not relenting into the audience’s gaze and curiosity at the matter

[yomai @yomaigaming]

white people when its the annual time to complain about the block game adding blocks and get 100k likes

[trash jones @jzux]

went to a murder mystery party and I assumed it would be a sort of classy, Gatsby-esque affair. they assigned me the role “The Goblin”

[bigsock @biggersocks]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Bruno🇧🇷 @BrunoGoldberg]

If minecraft players developed the game there would be a woodland mansion every 50 blocks

[captain trASH - nepo baby transphobe @profiterolo]

the fact "wbu?" autocorrects to "why?" is life's greatest danger

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

“Wearing headphones at the grocery store is antisocial” I don’t even really want to be alive man

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[Chris Oldman @AlsikkanTV]

what the hell is she doing down there

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

this is just what it feels like everyday now

[Jack Fennell 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFennellAuthor]

@postoctobrist Comfortable Plonker Asks Why We Can't All Just Get Along

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

“I’ve heard it’s Susan Boyling out there”

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

In my culture our grandmothers hate us and want us to starve and everybody is really quiet