Jeff Lee

Pai Mei taught me the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. I use it on passive-aggressives, narcissists, and the entitled whenever possible.

[Jeff Lee @proflee2306]

Why study for finals when the government has been hiding this secret documentary?! @IndependenceDay #ImpeachObama

[Jeff Lee @proflee2306]

Barak Hussein Obama. Saddam Hussein. The Illuminati. Think about it. #TheMoreYouKnow

[Jeff Lee @proflee2306]

Here's a fun idea: end select words in your conversations with the suffix 'izzle'. #ijustthoughtitup

[Jeff Lee @proflee2306]

Please don't attend my class dressed like this is Arizona State. #lifeadvice

[Jeff Lee @proflee2306]

Peppermint is not made w pepper nor is spearmint w spears. #TheMoreYouKnow

[Jeff Lee @proflee2306]

Students... check the announcement I just posted on eCampus about tomorrow (Wed., Apr27) and spread the word.

[Jeff Lee @proflee2306]

Yes, students, I did see @prince perform live in the 80s. Yes, I am that old. At least *I'll* be dead before robots take over.

[Jeff Lee @proflee2306]

At what minute does Spock die in The Force Awakens? I don't want to see it or I'll cry. #advicefromcollegestudents

[Jeff Lee @proflee2306]

@RevenantMovie available to rent. Watch it tonight or make difficult podcast quiz for tomorrow? #advicefromcollegestudents