Martin Gomez

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

What a shame for someone to have to die because my glasses sliding off my sweaty face makes me so angry I want to kill someone.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Just realized I haven’t posted this everywhere my mom might come across it. Exciting times!

[Rebel.com @rebeldotcom]

Rebel is pleased to welcome Martin Gomez (@profmalimar) as Executive Creative Director! https://t.co/dY9QJOf250

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Home Depot should have a VIP lineup for idiots like me coming back for more trim because they didn’t convert metres to feet.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

I want to go to whatever resort they’re at in the diarrhea medicine commercials. That looks good right now. And probably affordable I guess.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

That “Dance! Dance! Dance!” song by Justin Timberlake. Please. Please end this.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Please, sweet Jesus, let Despacito be the closer. This is the last time I don’t sneak booze into this.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

How can these kids dance to Mambo Number 5 without living through the politically turbulent times when it was first released?

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

None of these lousy kids are interested in hearing about what Black Eyed Peas used to sound like.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Imagine Dragons. This is the first time I’m not the sweatiest dad at an event.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

I think I hate kids.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Everything sounds like Cotton Eye Joe at kids’ parties. This is what hell is like.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Because you know, you need a long song to go take a leak.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Years of DJing bad parties have left me with a Pavlovian response to nine-minute songs with immediate bladder activitation.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Timber (feat Kesha) - Pitbull. Some kind of commentary on forestry issues. Also it’s awful. Oh shit. Hard crank. Here’s Thriller.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

I know this one. Sounds like Cotton Eye Joe with rapping..? I’m going to Shazam this.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Yearly live-tweet of the setlist at my daughters’ school Halloween dance starts with a pretty smooth cross fade from Macarena to Cotton Eye Joe (sexy-dance song to a song about sexually transmitted disease). Sigh.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Feel free to completely ignore local branding critics that have never worked on non-local brands.

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

@danfallak The UX term for those banners is the “Desire Path”

[Martin Gomez @profmalimar]

Holy shit, @ctvottawa reporting on the Melinda Karlsson death threats story by calling it a “Sens Soap Opera” and opening their TV segment with a clip from Mean Girls. Jesus cmon, if this was dudes there’s no way they’d open with that.

[Northern Army @northernarmy]

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