Paul Marchand

A man with a dynamic personality and numerous interests. Lifelong funny person, ultimate frisbee player and occasional pirate.

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

Feel like they’ve been helping to spread explosive diarrhea for the entirety of their existence.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada spoke about the contradictions of human nature:

“Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.”

The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.

[Paul Marchand @Profound_Paul]

@TheCriticalDri2 You should do a crash and burn video about John Travolta.

[Keanu Reeves Archive (Fan Account) @archiveskeanu]

keanu reeves voicing johnny silverhand #Cyberpunk2077

[Paul Marchand @Profound_Paul]

@TheCinesthetic They need to do a whole film like that. Show Vader in his prime. Remind everyone what made him such a great villain and make it rated R.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This guy drove a Bugatti Chiron at 414 km/h on Germany’s Autobahn.

[Paul Marchand @Profound_Paul]

@TheTorontoSun Please start doing the ones in Ottawa!

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Takes a lot of guys to cover “Smells Like Teen Spirit” with Nirvana….but I think Post Malone actually kind of killed it

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

“0 catches, 0 yards, and 2 drops in the first half doesn’t put fuel in the jet, TRAVIS.”

[Paul Marchand @Profound_Paul]

Reese's finally using the secret everyone has known for years! #reesepieces #delicious

[terry l. @dubsndoo]

Here’s a thought; instead of replacing Canadians with millions of refugees, how about financially incentivizing Canadians to have more babies? If we want our culture and values to survive, we desperately need a Baby Boom 2.0.

[Paul Marchand @Profound_Paul]

@TheCinesthetic Mr Nobody (2009) w/ Jared Leto

[Paul Marchand @Profound_Paul]

@ThatEricAlper Mad World - Gary Jules

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

They just don't make movies like this any more

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

We are the first human beings to see a Mars sunset.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

NEWS: Bugatti today unveiled their first all-new car since 2016 and the Chiron's successor, called the Tourbillon.

Stats:
• Price $4.6 million
• First Hybrid Bugatti. V16 engine paired with 25 kWh battery & three electric motors. 800v system.
• 1,800 HP
• 37 mile electric range
• 0-60mph: 1.99s
• Suspension is completely 3D printed
• Top speed: 276 MPH
• 250 will be built. Deliveries start in 2026.
• Instrument cluster is made up of more than 600 parts and constructed from titanium as well as gemstones such as sapphire and ruby, [and] the skeletonized cluster is built to the largest tolerance of 50 microns, with the smallest at 5 microns, and weighs just 700g

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

jon stewart on the wuhan lab leak will forever be one of the best late night moments ever

[Alex Rosen @iFightForKids]

Ralphie May on the LGBT community 20 years ago.

Still rings true today.

[Paul Marchand @Profound_Paul]

@elonmuskADO No, "God" is not real.