Thank you for considering me for providing review services to your esteemed journal. Please note, however, that I am unable to provide these services for free, because your journal is an Elsevier journal. https://t.co/DvY61RnCnm
A student apologized for not coming to class, because they "had to attend a very important business meeting." They were visibly pleased when I lauded them for having to attend very important business meetings. Now I worry I'm losing my sarcasm mojo.
If you ever wondered why Elsevier is charging your library an arm and a leg, here is your likely explanation: They have a serious ChatGPT bill to foot. https://t.co/x6dIcCAoAK
Let's assume you are a scientist, collaborating with another scientist on some research project that will lead to exactly one article (to keep things simple). How should you go about involving further scientists, perhaps to perform even stronger research? https://t.co/xwaAeIesLK