Simon

'You should shave your beard' Ok. 'I preferred you with a beard' Ok.

[Simon @profsim]

Musk is a nazi. Fuck billionaires. Nobody will see this anyway, but I'm deleting the app.

Anything tweeted by this account will not be me, but ain't deleting it

Have fun bots.

[Simon @profsim]

The Royal Family have released this photo of Kate at the beach.

[Simon @profsim]

For those following the Royal drama with Kate

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@StagecoachMids 5.27 sainsburys leamington, 15 to stratford.

[Simon @profsim]

@StagecoachMids what happened to the 15 bus to stratford? No sign of it.

[Simon @profsim]

@SBGBWFC My poor rag doll body

[Simon @profsim]

@StagecoachMids Same again tonight. No sign of the 15 to stratford from leamington. Not even showing up on the app

[Simon @profsim]

@pikapies If you're in England, contact environmental health through the council.

They can force landlord/agent to repair the property properly

[Simon @profsim]

Apocalypse bingo folks, which is gonna take us out first?

Climate Change
Escalating War
Advanced AI (surprise entry)
UFOs and the aliens on-board (wildcard)

What a week!

[Simon @profsim]

Dude genuinely dresses like a video game villain too

[Simon @profsim]

@StagecoachMids bus 15 to Warwick has just skipped Barford altogether.

I watched on the app as it went down the A429 instead.

Next bus out the village is in 2 hours.

Leaving me and other commuters stuck and finding alternative transport.

Any reason for this?

[Simon @profsim]

@WarwickshireCRO Fantastic! Thank you

[Simon @profsim]

@WarwickshireCRO hey guys. For visiting the record office, can you just turn up and ask to see things, or is prebooking required?

Planning a few research days there in future

[Simon @profsim]

Thing is, it's a banger and always has been.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

It’s…… TIME!!! 🎃🧊🎄 #MariahSZN

[Simon @profsim]

@jdpoc Worth looking into whether he's licensed? Could get a rent repayment order if not

[Simon @profsim]

My heart bleeds

[Sir Greg Hands @GregHands]

Parent Tax alert :

‘Labour’s tax raid could force us to sell our house – just to keep my son at school’ https://t.co/c4dpihEqum

[Simon @profsim]

"Come on, get up! You've been warned"

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

'There's no such thing as gender ideology... this is trash'

A heckler is removed from @SuellaBraverman's speech at the Conservative Party Conference https://t.co/EuwbjGmSpt

[Simon @profsim]

So it sounds like the government is tackling made up problems, only to call it a victory down the line, because they don't have to actually do anything.

A bit like promising to get rid of the Ice Giants. But there are no Ice giants, I hear you cry.

Ah, then we succeeded.

[Simon @profsim]

@RobCEdgar Where can one get a copy?

[Simon @profsim]

"Taylor Swift started watching NFL games, so I started watching NFL games"