Dave Switzer

It's truly amazing how much I learn here on X that no "journalist" in the corporate media will even consider writing about.

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@Sassafrass_84

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@redsteeze They hate when actors are fired.

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@TRHLofficial This retarded woman doesn’t know that ID is the least of the requirements. We have to have the police run a background check on us to give us permission to purchase one gun at some point in the next year.

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@MaryMoriarty Ah yes, get those carjackers some services. That’ll help.

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@brianstelter “It can’t be verified.”

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@TheAdorablePups I love how the dogs have to give it a couple good chews before it goes in the hopper.

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@drastic215x @hippojuicefilm "Looks like peanuts."
*ignores everyone in the video saying it's bread.
*then calls other people low IQ.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A backyard. One man guarding a grill for four hours.

He never left it once.

Everyone else drifted and drank and laughed. But one man stood alone before the flames, turning meat with a long fork, immovable. I knew him at once. The keeper of the sacred fire.

I took my place beside him and said nothing. After a while, he spoke.

"Low and slow," he said, eyes on the coals. "You can't rush it. Rush it, you ruin it."

I bowed my head. A blade, a tea, a life. None can be rushed. I had crossed four thousand miles to hear my grandfather's words from a man in a "KISS THE COOK" apron.

"Everything worth doing is slow," I agreed.

He glanced at me. Something passed between us.

"My wife says just use the oven." He shook his head at the fire. "She doesn't get it."

"They never do," I said.

And this is where it turned.

For the first time in years, this man had been understood. And he rose to meet it. His back straightened. His voice dropped low. A teenager reached for the grill and the man lifted one hand without even looking. "Not yet." The boy retreated. He was becoming what I already believed him to be.

A woman asked when the food would be done. "It's ready when it's ready," he told the flames.

Three people approached. Three were turned away with a single word. By the fourth hour, no one questioned him. The whole party had arranged itself around the man and his fire, the way a village arranges itself around a shrine.

Then he handed me the fork.

"Watch it a sec. I gotta pee."

I have been trusted with castles.

I have never been more honored.

He served everyone before himself, and ate last, standing, still watching the coals. We never traded names. We did not need to.

He believed he had finally met a man who took his cooking seriously.

I believed I had finally met America's last samurai.

Neither of us will ever correct the other.

So tell me, America.

Who is the man at your gathering who will not leave the grill?

Have you ever once asked him why?

I think he is still standing there.

Guarding the fire.

Waiting for one person to understand.

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@BoomerDivvies So how much does that $29.2M buy now? Using real returns makes for easy comparison. Nominal returns require more analysis to figure out what you really have.

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@micyoung75 “The press” isn’t a select group of liberals. We are ALL the free press.

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@micyoung75 New management doesn’t like old employees. Only journalists think there somehow above the laws of business and economics.

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@AlexThomp @CharlesPPierce So you’ve tried to do the thing you didn’t do enough of when he was actually President. At least you’re consistently horrible.

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@AngieCraigMN Imagine being so afraid of being called a racist that you just stop doing your job.

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@AngieCraigMN Imagine being a representative of the people, saying nothing while billions is defrauded from your fellow Minnesotans, and then getting annoyed PO’ed tha someone called you out on not being professional.

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@HitmanGFX44 @MeghanMcCain @60Minutes Yes, they do great pieces on Republicans with no power so they can say “See, we’re nice to Republicans too!”

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@MeghanMcCain @60Minutes It can’t be verified.

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@TiffanyFong No, not at all.

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@b_co_co You can’t buy a new car for under $20k. Have fun walking, plebes.

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@NickFondacaro They scream “lawfare!“ about Comey and all the others who have broken the law and then confess they’re going to do the same thing when they get power again that they did under Biden. Lawfare.