Professor Willow

A self-proclaimed professor with hipster undertones, living alone with a zillion copies of digital creatures. Not affiliated with any Pokemon brand or partner.

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

1) Hey @PokemonGoApp @NianticLabs how about an egg exchange program? Trainers give me two 5km eggs and I give them one 10km or vice versa.

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@mashable ☹️

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@TheSilphRoad Can you give me directions to the Milf Road?

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@TheSilphRoad Russian hackers no doubt.

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

Russian hackers no doubt. https://t.co/iSHHsi4og2

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

We are currently experiencing server issues. We are working on a fix & will provide an update when resolved. Thank you for your patience.

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@PokemonGoApp the "collect 1 trillion Rattata transfers" medal.

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

There's supposed to be an announcement today... likely accompanied by an app update saying that I made some useless observation. Can't wait.

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

Today at the lab, #ProfWillowDiscovers that some Tauros will nurture abandoned Pokemon who have a gloomy future.

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

This guy wandered into the lab on Friday the 13th, and it's kinda freakin me out.
#PokemonGO #friday13th #satan #666

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@NianticLabs @Kotaku when asked to comment, Meowth had nothing to offer, other than "that's right!"

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

Remember the good ol days? When "140 characters" might refer to your #Pokemon collection, and not the confining limits of online expression?

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@NianticLabs @TribLIVE still waiting on that #PayProfWillow fundraiser

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

#ReasonsToLoveMe I don't trade your transfers on the black market for drugs, weapons and other such contraband. I don't. Promise.
#PokemonGO

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

Apparently it's #NationalBirdDay. If you ask me, that seems a little bit...

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@ReversalYouTube well I put some leftover Mexican food in a handful of them, hopefully you didn't get one of those 😆

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@WhatsHerWhisker Part of my research is sampling all of them. They all have unique flavors, textures, symptoms and side effects.
#PokemonGO

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

#ProfWillowDiscovers that Charmander candies taste like Hot Tamales. Keep those transfers coming, I got plenty to go around.
#PokemonGO

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@alibakes I also listen to music at full volume. It's when all the Jigglypuffs at the lab decide to rehearse at 3 in the morning.

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

Your first ditto: 😱
Every ditto after: 😒

[Professor Willow @ProfWillowPGO]

@PoGoServer meanwhile ☹️

[The Silph Road @TheSilphRoad]

New Research: We've found evolved-forms (e.g. Pikachu) no longer hatch from eggs! And neither do regional species! https://t.co/gNjcQnrkVi