Professor Yoshima

Professor Positive believes in the Mets and David Stearns. There is a plan and we must trust the process. #YaGottaBelieve

[Professor Yoshima @ProfYoshima]

I don't know what just went through me, but I have suddenly had a change of heart. @tommylugauer is right, there's no use in being negative. From this point onward, Professor Positive has been born. And Professor Positive does believe in David Stearns. #TrustTheProcess

[Professor Yoshima @ProfYoshima]

@bryanman12355 @Cardinals And I’ll see you in your dreams!

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals You’re relapsing, it’s okay I’ll help you get through it

Just accept that I’m your daddy

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals You’re finally to the acceptance stage, I’m glad to see!

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals I’ll see you in your dreams! 👋

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals Pretty convincing evidence that suggests otherwise 🤫

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals I own you so who’s the real winner at the end of the day

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals It’s free!

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals Thanks for this

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals This mansion inside your head is pretty comfy 🥱

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals Thanks for confirming what I just said 😂

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals You’re still going? Man you’re really upset that you got embarrassed by the 2026 New York Mets 🥱

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals Mets are always ass yet still beat you today 😭

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals Mets are ass buddy that’s why it’s so embarrassing we beat you today 😂

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@bryanman12355 @Cardinals If the Cardinals are so good this year why didn’t you sweep us 😭

[Professor Yoshima @ProfYoshima]

@MattKalman @SteveGelbs Jared Young is not the issue on this team

[Professor Yoshima @ProfYoshima]

Yay we didn’t get swept

Please don’t get your assholes stretched by the Braves
#LGM

[New York Mets @Mets]

Dub ✅

#MetsWin #LGM

[Professor Yoshima @ProfYoshima]

@SNYtv He can join the 4th OF club or play LF when Soto DHs his CF job’s been poached and not being given back

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@PaulsRandomness Not me, at halftime I told a buddy of mine that if there was any team that could surmount that deficit it was the Knicks. They’ve done it before and in the playoffs too (albeit a much lesser deficit) but when it comes to these Knicks the game isn’t over until the clock hits 00:00

[Professor Yoshima @ProfYoshima]

@ChoctopusYT LETS GO KNICKS BABY