Matt Kalman

Freelance writer & editor.
Mets + Jets + Sabres (if you can believe it)

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I’m shocked

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Holy shit they cut out nearly all of Trump’s most brazen lies from his @60Minutes interview.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Beaming with pride that the world now gets to know my grandparents, Jan and Judy. I'm just so blessed to be their grandson.

[Mike McIntyre @mikemcintyrewpg]

“He gave up on us.”

The #NHLJets were looking forward to getting their shots in against Connor Hellebuyck. And the curious — some might say cowardly — decision by New Jersey to sideline their star goalie isn’t sitting well with his former team.

My story: https://t.co/kitL5LfBjm

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@WhatChaosShow Is that CGI DJ?

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@jeffisrael25 get what you deserve

[Rachel Lenzi 💁🏻‍♀️😎💥 @rachelmlenzi]

Tho, I think every NHL team should announce their game-by-game goaltending decision with such ceremony on social media à la New Jersey.

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Well at least the Lions can have their DC back next season

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

He will never stop guiding us and whatnot.

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@shaynagoldman_ They look Swiss

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@judecaserta2 Great job

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@nbcsnl

[Pauly Shore @PaulyShore]

Can you guys believe I was just named Chief of Staff? Whoooaa brozzz.

Have a great weekend, you guys. If you’re in Michigan, come laugh with me at @ComedyCastle Detroit. Shows tonight through Sunday.

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@RapidResponse47 Stand up straight Quasimodo

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😎

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Our first star... EDDIE GOLDEN! 👏

#LetsGoBuffalo | @RoswellPark

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@CMDeDominicis It’ll be ok

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@Sabretooth_NHL Can I get one? I live too far to go to the game. But I spent half my summer getting radiation treatments and waiting for Sabres season.

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@sportsology Caddyshack 2 has Jackie Mason in it

[Sarah Despres @sarahdespres]

As we absorb the news of Russell Brand, MAHA_Action darling, being convicted of rape, this photo of Brand with @SecKennedy and @DrOzCMS hits differently. (And to be clear, it hit weirdly when Sec Kennedy first posted it). https://t.co/tdxQfOATf6

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@Scaramucci Let’s not get cocky Mooch

[sportsology @sportsology]

This man is a hero! #Pizza

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Thank you

But Leafs still suck

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

The CN Tower, in Toronto.

We turned it blue for you, America.

🔥♥️🌊