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[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Shelly Winters made me laugh so had with this one! 😂🤣😂🤣. The look on Johnnys face 🤣😂

[Clayton @ClaytonHaw]

"Those damn corrupt Democrats let people vote on redistricting in Virginia and they voted to do that, so we had to cry to the Supreme Court to get them to shut it down"

What exactly is different here when other states like Texas decided to gerrymander because of Trump crying on a phone call to Abbott?

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said,
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God, again, saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said,
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer's family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said,
"Eat, sleep, play, marry, and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years?
Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "you asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information
If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch.

😎😎😎😎😎

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[BlackApple @BlackApple]

@goddek No mystery there 👇

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@claytantor @VoteRepubStore @TrumpDailyPosts ć

[C/SAR Diver 🇺🇸🐻⚔ @rstemler1]

@chiefnoticing @whatifalthist Media has been the propaganda arm of the state since 1996 with the Telecom Act. Long before this, but the act removed all competition and we went from >500 news agencies to <10 in a decade.

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@ufob0t mom i’m

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@patiencezalanga almond milk god

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@ltb1963 @DBGyt_ rich strike

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

This one hit me lads

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@MaxinePWaters @Cernovich OMG THERNOVICH LOL!!!!!!!

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@parscale Hey boss- Congrats! You deserve it!

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@LoveFaithUnity1 Hey lovies- y'all got the new #Rove Skywalker in stock?

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@LoveFaithUnity1 got the Skywalker yet? #Rove

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@LoveFaithUnity1 What's good for valentines day? How bout a Rove special? Everyone's sweetheart could use a pro-pack! #Rove

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@mitchellvii I smell fraud

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@brianstelter he's next