Perry H. Programman

A junior developer programmer of 15 years; Not a #geek one though! Fav. programming languages are PHP, Javascript, Wordpress, ASSCI, NetBeans and UTF8.

[Perry H. Programman @programmerlad]

The best thing about AI is that my day has gone from a 9 to 5; to a 9 to whenever I run out of Claude tokens #PubOClock

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Someone turned my vim plugin off in my IDE and now my website is littered with “:w” and “:wq”s 🤬

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I don’t know what’s harder to quit. Smoking 🚬 or vim 🤬

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@Camellia_Alexan As a programmer I always thought integration was meant to be a good thing 🤔

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Pretending to actually do work until next year #MondayMotivation

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Two thousand and nine teen #2019in5words

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If I "vom" another file, I'm going to have to go see a doctor 🤢

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"I'll test it now. It will either pass, or not." Cheers for that insight Mr Tester

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Anyone else return to work today to find they've forgotten all their passwords? :(

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Apparently there's a pen test at work next week. I don't see the point, I haven't written anything down in years!

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Going out for food tonight. Need to try some of this event sauce people keep banging on about

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Friday night. This means only one thing... Going out on the git pull

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A @relentlessdrink a day keeps the code bugs away #fact

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OH: The difference between web designers and web developers? One copies and pastes from images, the other copies and pastes from Google.

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Why do people keep banging on about real time? As opposed to what? Fake time? #idontgetit

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if( filter_var($x, FILTER_VALIDATE_FLOAT) !== false ) {$x = 'witch';}

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Have a great 1388534400 all!

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Note to self: just because you declare a class as static; doesn't mean you will get a shock every time you use it.

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Happy holidays all!

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I was just asked if I program in a cave, as my scripts have lots of echoes.