the_donald.asm

making programming great again. (parody)

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

UNICODE IS FOR LOSERS AND FOREIGNERS TAKING AMERICANS' JOBS. MAKE STRINGS GREAT AGAIN. #ascii #ProgrammerTrump

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

My virtual wall will keep illegal Mexican (Japanese?) @Pokemon out of USA & @Nintendo will pay for it! #Trump2016 https://t.co/LXERssiFSI

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

My virtual wall will keep illegal Mexican (Japanese?) @Pokemon out of USA & @Nintendo will pay for it! #Trump2016 https://t.co/LXERssiFSI

[Talking Points Memo @TPM]

Trump's wall won't actually be physical, Rick Perry explains: "It’s a digital wall" https://t.co/5taY3MDTMd

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

.@syun @alambert @jtrobec @alejandrocrosa systemd is another instance of USA tech losing, this time to a German, Lennart #MakeInitGreatAgain

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

John McAfee (@officialmcafee) will be my VP. He built an AMAZING SUCCESSFUL firewall to keep out Latin viruses. A TREMENDOUS man. #Trump2016

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

John Miller: an AMAZING bot I wrote in the 90s. Would have aced Turing Test but the test was unAmerican! #MakeElizaGreatAgain #JohnMiller

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

@sknthla Most programmers are losers but you're inspired by me & you're GREAT! When I'm president you will be CTO! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

Terrible European attitude our joke leaders love. When I'm President, the Enterprise will ONLY employ Americans! https://t.co/USNmqrz7Uj

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Hire aliens. It's no big deal.

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

Half Life is a terrific franchise, but everything can be improved with more TRUMP! https://t.co/mBjwXoRwRS

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

Haskell reads like a foreign language. Very sad. All programs should be readable by a loud man with a second grade education. #BASIC2016

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

Remember that Marco Rubio is weak on database schema migrations. America needs strength as illegals and Syrians try to add secondary indices

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

Once I'm president, my first act will be to run:
git revert -m 1 $(git rev-parse obama/obamacare)
#EndObamacare #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

PAXOS is a joke & Greece's economy is in shambles. When I'm president, America will teach Greece how to run elections! #Trump2016 #VoteTrump

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

BLE is so low-energy. Embarrassing!! Did Jeb Bush design it? When I'm president, ALL Bluetooth with be HIGH ENERGY! #Trump2016 #VoteTrumpSC

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

Javascript's vars are global by DEFAULT! When I am president, all vars will be made in America, not Mexico or Japan. #Trump2016 #VoteTrumpSC

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

Robot Rubio doesn't get it. #TeamTrump will have the best government backdoors anywhere in the world. They're gonna be huge. #Trump2016

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

Unlike the terrible Obama, I will stand up to Chinese games: I will impose a 25% performance penalty on @golang. #MakeBASICGreatAgain

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

EVERYONE KNOWS @MARCORUBIO IS A COMPLETE JOKE. HE'S A MARKOV CHAIN THAT SOMETIMES GETS STUCK IN LOOPS. HIS PROGRAMMER SHOULD BE *ASHAMED*!!

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

@sophistoche @vijayp @FakeUnicode SOUNDS LIKE A MISTAKE AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WOULD MAKE. OR MAYBE @megynkelly. WAS SHE A PROGRAMMER AT @IBM?

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

@sophistoche @vijayp @FakeUnicode YOU'RE A LOSER. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST WORD IN "ASCII" IS? "AMERICAN!" YOU'RE A TOTAL LOSER.

[the_donald.asm @ProgrammerTrump]

JAVA CAN'T BE TRUSTED! @JAVAGOSLING DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT HE'S CANADIAN! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? #RealAmericansCodeInAssembly