Alex Lambert [email protected]

bug fixes and performance improvements

[neural oscillator of uncertain significance @mycoliza]

// that’s right, it goes in the *mut u8 hole!

[Alex Lambert [email protected] @alambert]

@bonappetweet thank you for so much amazing food over so many years

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Lots of billionaires like Bill Gates brag about all their philanthropy. But Elon Musk is the only one who gave away $45 billion of his own money over the past month.

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

@elonmusk Did your content moderation council meet like you said it would before any major decisions were made?

[Alex Lambert [email protected] @alambert]

@slyphon puppet certs used to expire annually on Thanksgiving

[Alex Lambert [email protected] @alambert]

@truebe open directory lol

[Guy Dickinson @gdickinson]

My first and last team at Twitter, notable for having a silly (fantastic) name, has made it to the Washington Post for being totally hollowed out.

I assure you that this service requires care and feeding and without someone to keep it going, nothing good will happen.

[Billy Becker @thenetmonkey]

IYKYK

[Alex Lambert [email protected] @alambert]

@thenetmonkey 🫡💙

[Alex Lambert [email protected] @alambert]

@thinkingfish 🫡

[Alex Lambert [email protected] @alambert]

a huge loss for the company

[Alex Lambert [email protected] @alambert]

@bgleib @sachee @maybettl 👑

[Guy Dickinson @gdickinson]

In his house in San Francisco, the dead fail whale waits dreaming.

[@[email protected] @zkiehl]

For the record, this is not at all why twitter is super slow in many countries.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

[Alex Lambert [email protected] @alambert]

@jayholler Remember when the puppet certificates expired every Thanksgiving

[Jeff Hodges @jmhodges]

"I wish more people knew how critical Trust & Safety orgs are to tech companies"
*finger on the monkey paw curls*

[Alex Lambert [email protected] @alambert]

did we ever figure out who was behind @TwofficeShitter