Danielle Matheson

* WRESTLING * FEMINISM * ROCK AND ROLL * Former Editor at @WithSpandex /octopus expert at @UPROXXSports. Good at words and photos. Pay me to write jokes for you

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Nobody has had a more productive day than my mother

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@lalalovesmingi This whole thread is a blessing ty <3

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We did it, gang #wrestlekingdom

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おはよう　ございます 👋

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I've had quite a bit of whiskey and reinstalled Twitter so I guess now is the time to talk about all of the feelings @pattonoswalt comparing Picnic at Hanging Rock to Aguirre Wrath of God gives me? Because it is SO MANY feelings oh gosh

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@SpeedballBailey Love your face ♥

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@PepperJess I love how the left half of this photo is 100% me and the right half is...sort of not

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@AustinH_ATX Get out

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OH NO MY FEELINGS THEY'RE ALL HAPPENING AT ONCE 🖤🧡🖤

[fka Terra Calaway @TerraCalaway]

I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGGG.

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Literally the only important thing to happen in pro wrestling this weekend

[fka Terra Calaway @TerraCalaway]

Since this is getting traction, you can see all three of these wonderful monsters (one or more) on almost any Dropkick Depression show on @indiewrestling

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I spent the last month cleaning out long-forgotten storage spaces at an antiques market that were full of literal rat piss and shit and I gotta say, coming back onto Twitter for five minutes feels like the exact same thing

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@NuclearOvreactr There hasn't and right back atcha, gorgeous!

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Consistent and regular lockdowns in Ontario have truly allowed me to do what I do best: Getting day-drunk while mainlining Are You Being Served? and making the dumbest possible jokes on the Internet

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Go get ‘em @orangecassidy 💕

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(That said please give me THE MAN FROM UNCLE sequel we deserve it can’t be that hard to find a tall homogenous-looking white dude to shove into a black turtleneck to replace him come on son)

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And here I thought Cannibal Armie Hammer was the most Audacious White Man thing I missed during my Twitter hiatus

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@jamesdleech This dog has a better sleep routine than I do tbh

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@JohnGotty Hey man, just telling it like it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@JohnGotty is one of those people you meet (even if it’s just over Slack) and instantly feel a sense of admiration that quickly turns into inspiration the more you get to know them and their work. Pieces like this prove that respect never stops growing 💕

[WeAreStillCrew @WeAreStillCrew]

‘Friends in Low Places…’ (words by @JohnGotty) https://t.co/iN6UAFlfqt

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Reminder that @DavidDTSS is the goddamn best (not that it was ever in dispute) and you should be reading every single thing he writes